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Postby Michele Hernandez » Sun May 07, 2006 10:35 pm

Pass the moonshine to Andy, Ace....not too much (he's a lightweight)....actually it's Brandy moonshine....do you guys want some in the back? Ok there's room....Ace is off my lap now....
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Postby fluffy » Sun May 07, 2006 10:38 pm

and Bruce decides to join him.......cause he's got 'the powa'......*Bruce gets up and the music starts to boom*............he's HOT tonight........
Cotton puts her hands round his neck and together they do some dirty dancing........Joels looking on giggling...............
Hey wait a minute!!!!...........Andy's put up his collar and is curling his lip...........ELVIS is in the house ladies and gentleman........Bruce bows to a superior being and takes a pew..........
'well it's one for the money........2 for the show.......3 to get ready.....now go cats go!!!'

Oh maaaan that boy can thrust those hips............way to go Jimmy :wink:

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Postby fluffy » Sun May 07, 2006 10:43 pm

hey wait a minute???.............where are we???......we're lost...... :shock: ..........can one of the Jims find our way back???........
where are we going?

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Postby Michele Hernandez » Sun May 07, 2006 10:45 pm

Here I am to save the Day!! I want a kiss...I'm sorry for paying so much attention to Ace....Ace is looking out the window, so he doesn't see me and Andy kissing again......he's out in outer space again....but Andy doesn't know I'm still squeezing Ace's hand...he's so cute...what should I do???
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Postby Michele Hernandez » Sun May 07, 2006 10:49 pm

well...we're heading towards Cloud Nine...it's a long way....but no one is driving.... that's my concern because Ace is up here now....wait, you guys are in the back....the train runs on the tracks....and we're heading in that direction....I don't know....I think so but I've been preocuppied.....
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Postby fluffy » Sun May 07, 2006 10:50 pm

lol........i'm too busy snuggling with Joel.......lol......and sneaking little kisses............ :lol:
get Andy and Ace to wrestle for you...........i'll take the popcorn........

but make sure they oil themselves up first.......... :wink:

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Postby fluffy » Sun May 07, 2006 10:55 pm

ahhh............cloud nine.......where we want to be......where we try to go.......where we lose our way..........

who's taking the lead and blazing the way?............

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Postby Michele Hernandez » Sun May 07, 2006 10:57 pm

But they can't wrestle on the train, it might wreck...and it's not allowed on cloud nine.....so I'm just keeping quiet about this for now.....I'm afraid what's gonna happen when we step off this train....
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Postby fluffy » Sun May 07, 2006 10:59 pm

lol..........don't be afraid.........go with the flow.....let the boys figure it out.......... :wink: .............
but on the safe side, get them to strip and oil up .........just in case........ :wink: ...........i'll help!

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Postby Michele Hernandez » Sun May 07, 2006 11:04 pm

Well Ace is such a player...he's hip to what's going on....it's Andy that I'm concerned about.....so I'm dumping Ace off on cloud nine...it wan't take long for him to wander off anyway......game's up Ace.....get in the back.....I'm kicking him out of my seat so I can be alone with Andy...that's better.....I can breathe again....now where were we Andy?
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Postby Michele Hernandez » Sun May 07, 2006 11:08 pm

Am I mistreating Ace?
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Postby fluffy » Sun May 07, 2006 11:09 pm

Andy smiles back..........he was off on a diferent plane anyhow.......too many brownies............
But Ace ain't such a player............he's a sucker for a waggy tail and a wet nose..........he settles down at the back with Poochy.........it might be the start of something beautiful............. :wink: .....aaaahhhhh :wink:
maybe Ace just wants the same things.........ahhhhhh :D

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but who are you closest to????..........
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Postby Michele Hernandez » Sun May 07, 2006 11:20 pm

Poor Ace...I fear I've been mean to him.....ok....we're at cloud nine....we'll be here for awhile...everything is peaceful...I've apologized to Ace for my harsh treatment.....we're all just kicking back on the clouds....but I've discovered something...we're out of brownies...good thing really....but we've still got the Brandy...they're plenty of that....everything is cool here....there is no competition....that train was getting so stuffy.....I'll be back later I'm going to take a nap with Jim...I mean Andy....
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Postby fluffy » Sun May 07, 2006 11:27 pm

lol........*Snuggling into Joels Hideous splodgy jumper*.....HHmmm a snooze sounds good.................
There's travel blankets under your seats folks......... :wink:
and we all drift into dreamy realxed snoozieville..................... :wink:
Poochy snores and makes yelping noises.......and the two monkeys are chewing the fitted carpets...........
ahhhh........bliss envelops Cloud Nine :wink:

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Postby quirky » Sun May 07, 2006 11:32 pm

*Pops up in the back and rubs eyes*

Hey. I had a couple of brownies and I feel like I lost an entire day.
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