Most romantic thing you'd do for your lover? (NT)

[Twigggy]

Thanks Jules! And jesus shut your fuckin mouth I'll go over to your home and shove your cross up your ass you @#%$ son of a bitch. <p></p><i></i>

[Natali]

i bed speak english....<!--EZCODE MAIL START--><a href="mailto:imperium@mail.ru"> imperium@mail.ru</a><!--EZCODE MAIL END--> - this my e-mail......i live in Moscow hotel kimpinski with your produce Bob Van Ronkel....<br> <p></p><i></i>

[Natali]

my e-mail <!--EZCODE MAIL START--><a href="mailto:imperium7@mail.ru"> imperium7@mail.ru</a><!--EZCODE MAIL END--><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[Canadian Jayne]

Thanks Cotton, my good laugh for the day!<br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>Then I read the thing by:<br>Sheep4evr felt<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/grin.gif ALT=" >D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :\ --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":\"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :( --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>then I read the thing by <br>Twigggy felt<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :( --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :| --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif ALT=":|"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>Twigggy and Sheep4evr, just agree to disagree.<br>There you have it, we are all different,live with it.<br>Just glad I wasn't around when the bottle thing happened.<br>I would have felt<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :x --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/sick.gif ALT=":x"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>Good thing it didn't get stuck, can you imagine going to the emergency room for something like that ewwwwww.<br>The doctor says "and what were you doing with a coke bottle up your....." <p></p><i></i>

[carreyd away]

My sister is a nurse who works the night shift in the ER at a local hospital. The number one emergency is an item lodged into an orifice. The explanation usually goes something like this: "I was doing ______ while I was naked, then slipped and fell on it and couldn't get it out."<br><br>One guy claimed he was changing the lightbulb over his pool table (naked) when he fell onto the pool balls. He managed to lodge 3 up his rectum. What aim!<br><br>Another put a horseshoe shaped magnet up his butt. My sister joked that next time he should tie a string to it. <p></p><i></i>

[Canadian Jayne]

Laugh,laugh,laugh<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>Your sister must have more really good stories.<br>I bet it was guys, they'd try almost anything. <p></p><i></i>