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Postby mav » Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:05 am

quirky wrote:I've been pondering....as I do....which may or may not annoy Jim....


Too bad he isn't here to air his annoyances .....lol
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Postby quirky » Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:23 am

He wouldn't last long with that. I'm a good masseuse!
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Postby mav » Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:38 am

Ooooh "Can I feel you up Mr Carrey?" :lol:
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Postby quirky » Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:55 am

Oh man....tornados everywhere.
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Postby fluffy » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:34 pm

The Girl who Never Loved Jim Carrey
....hey Michelle...what about changing it to 'Jim's lost love'.?.......lol......
implying that he missed out on something big too.......lol.....

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Postby Michele Hernandez » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:28 am

That sounds great......now if Jim could only understand....... :lol:

Of course I'm joking...although I'd love a chance to know Jim.....I'd tell him , Jim Carrey did you know I'd love to know you?

THAT'S A CHAT UP LINE...I'm getting bored....
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Postby Laura Laing » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:01 am

the more messengers the merrier :lol: Come on, everyone's invited!!! 8) :D :D :lol: .....there's a bubbly a birthday bash with Quirky in the laundry room...don't ya just love that downy fresh scent.... :lol: :lol:
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Postby Clemmy » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:07 am

Ohhh yeah... it smells gooood... :D

We just need to be careful not to mix together the drinks and the detergent... :wink:
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Postby Laura Laing » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:13 am

no over doing the bubbly..... :lol: *mental picture of lucy in the laundry with the bubbles everywhere.... :lol: ...cheers !!
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Postby quirky » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:17 am

Excuse me...over here in this shotglass...does anyone know? Vodka or bleach?
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Postby Clemmy » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:23 am

Ohhh... That's for the tequilla... to go with the lemon scent bar soap... :wink:

There are lots of coordinated stuff in our laundry...:wink:

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Postby Laura Laing » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:24 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: bladder weakening...... :lol: :lol: ... :lol: :lol:

..........a shot of bleach bartender ..... :lol:
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Postby Laura Laing » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:27 am

Clemmy wrote:Ohhh... That's for the tequilla... to go with the lemon scent bar soap... :wink:

There are lots of coordinated stuff in our laundry...:wink:

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Nice touch Clemmy... :D
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Postby Clemmy » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:32 am

Thanks... :D ... This will be the party of the year... and the only one I've heard about from which you actually leave with pleasent-smelling clothes ... :D
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Postby cotton » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:55 am

Tommy wants us to stay on track so you have to go back to The chat up line
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