A chat up line for Jim

[Michele Hernandez]

I pull up on skates and Jim takes off skating
and I can't meet him unless I catch him

or here you go chatting,
I say, " Hello." and he walks away and then I say ,"where are you going?"
or how about ,"don't move Jim, stay right here and talk to me." , do you think he would listen to that?

[fluffy]

lol.........if you kick a stone under his front wheels he'd trip and you could be his rescuer........and offer him you arms to help him up.........and as he does so your eyes could meet..etc etc...........that would be quite romantic .......

fluffy

[Michele Hernandez]

Seriously laughing hard

[Michele Hernandez]

Not , "what time is it?" Fluffy , " Do you know what time it is" or "do you have the time." sounds better. Ok, you could say, " It is a beautiful day, isn't it? Look at the sky, it is so clear, and the water is sparkling blue, everything is so surreal, don't you think, " and see what he says. I can't think of anything better right now, what about just say whatever comes in your mind, and go with the spontaneity of the moment...that's always better...

[fluffy]

lol..........alas, whilst in my head i'd like to be Miss Cool and say something amazingly witty and attractive, i'd probably just start gibbering and babbling incoherently, as i drool down myself..........lol.......but i'll cling to the dream.....you never know, if i did meet him, perhaps i could hold it together.......but i guess i'll never know..........lol

fluffy

[cotton]

Not , "what time is it?" Fluffy , " Do you know what time it is" or "do you have the time." sounds better.

I don't think it would matter cause it would probably come out as "Goooo gooo gaaa gaaa" anyway.lol

[cotton]

Hehe we posted at the same time. I must have been reading your mind.lol

[fluffy]

i guess we'll never know.................lol...

fluffy

[cotton]

with my luck I would say "Ga ga" but it would come out sounding like "Ca ca" Then Jim will ask me if I need to use the toilet.lol

[fluffy]

lol.......or we could go for the standard 'unnatural act'......How are you????..........lol......and get the standardised 'i'm good, how are you?'......then go for the freaky 'i have no dream man, i'm dead inside'.......and see if he get's it.............lol.......

fluffy

[cotton]

Or bend over backwards and say"My crotch wants to buy you a drink"lol

[Michele Hernandez]

Ok, you are just sitting there, in a bikini, looking good, and Jim sees you. You are just looking over your shoulder, and Jim walks up because he's seen you, and he wants to talk to you.

[fluffy]

lol......then i flash him a megawatt smile........and prop my shades on my hair to push it off my face....then i stand up to meet him face on.....then trip over my flip- flops and land on my face at his feet. He will help me up of course being a gentleman and i'll end up spitting out sand in his face............. ..........reality can be cruel.........lol

fluffy

[Jimlover1]

he was sitting in the back seat of the car,
behind the driver and when he stuck his
hand out the cracked window I touched
it and said to him "I love you Jimmy",
but he didnt say anything back so I dont
know if he even heard me. I shouldve
introduced myself to him, "Im Jimlover1,
I mean, Carol. Hows it hanging? Still short,
shriveled, and always to the left?"
1. 5/22/03-after Regis & Kelly
2.12/14/04-before & after R& K
3.12/20/05-Today show

[quirky]

with my luck I would say "Ga ga" but it would come out sounding like "Ca ca" Then Jim will ask me if I need to use the toilet.lol

And in its own way that's perfect.