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Postby fluffy » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:40 am

maybe she slept with the OK editor...............lol

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Postby nicesock! » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:54 am

Ha! Fluffy honey you kill me. :wink:
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Postby omnipresence » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:54 pm

Ellen, i dont think she's a patch on Jim
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Postby quirky » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:49 pm

I'm not on the funny list? Way to crush me like a bug!!
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Postby Michele Hernandez » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:15 pm

I figured out what Ellen's yack noise is good for - scaring off mountain lions!!! So remember that next time you go hiking in the mountains.

On another note, I have nothing against the show itself- because of the great guests that appear now and then. :D

Also, Matt Dillon was on the Ellen show today.
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:20 pm

:lol: ......geez......does she have a problem with Cougars in the grounds of her LA mansion then??..........lol.......

Do cougars go into town then??? :shock:

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Postby Michele Hernandez » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:32 pm

:lol: I doubt it... but seriously, we have a lot of problems with mountain lions in California, but just above the cities, in the hills. And I really believe that noise would scare one off...lol... so it was a candid suggestion.
Loud sharp noises scare them. :D
Call it a joke meant to be helpful. :D
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:41 pm

lol.....uh ok.............lol........so if i'm ever hiking in CA i should yelp loudly...........lol..........gottit...........lol

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Postby Michele Hernandez » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:57 pm

I guess carrying a large stick, or using a large rock is even better. Try to shove the stick down its mouth, or jab it into its face. Next time you are out here OK Fluffy? :wink:
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:00 pm

Try to shove the stick down its mouth, or jab it into its face


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ............*laughing seriously loudly*..............lol........

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Postby dimian » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:36 pm

Jim for me ist never 1 ;}
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Postby Clemmy » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:25 pm

fluffy wrote:maybe she slept with the OK editor...............lol

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This Ellen thing reminded me when she interviewed horny scottish hunk Gerard Butler a couple of years ago... Well, she kissed him welcome... and he asked her whether she was going for a snog ... :lol: :lol: :lol: ... I think he didn't know she was not into his type... :wink:

Hey fluffy... is it redundant to say horny scottish?... :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:01 pm

lol........nope.........feel free.........lol.....i'm pretty sure it's applicable to Euan Macgregor.......... :wink:

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Postby Canadian Jayne » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:36 pm

Well, I'm glad if anyone would be first that it would be a woman, maybe the answer to which came first the chicken or the egg maybe it really was the female.
You go gal!!!!!
But I'm glad Jim came up second perhaps they are really on an equal basis like the Star of David in the DaVini Code
Blade overlaps Chalice or is it Chalice overlaps Blade, I wonder. :-k
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Postby mrsjec17 » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:40 am

I think Ellen is funny. Obviously not as funny as Jim but oh well if someone has to beat him, I'm glad it is her. I'm just glad he ranked higher than Vince Vaughn. I just don't think he is that funny. I can't even believe that he ranked third.
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