EYES PLAY TRICKS

[Canadian Jayne]

Do you ever see something, read it and think, oohhh ,that can't be right, then read it again and realize, yes it was misread.
When I opened up Jim's 2005 Schedule, under the
Dumb and Dumber, I thought it said after it Urinate, then I realized after my eyes focused, what it really said, but I had an a laugh when I first looked at it, then I took a double take, and realized what it really said.
NEW PIC ABOVE
Why does Jim have such a sad face? Looks like he was fishing, did he miss The Big One??

[lammy]

Or maybe the fish saw him and played dead and Jim had no choice but to throw it back in the water....

[quirky]

I thought it said after it Urinate

Enquiring minds want to know: Did you follow directions??

[Canadian Jayne]

I like to skim when I read, only problem is you miss alot and translation can be erroneous. I need to slow down and read more c a r e f u l l y

No, I didn't have to Go then.

Guys are lucky they can go anywhere,almost. We women don't have it so easy.
I have a funny urinating story, would anyone like to hear it. It's a true story, but it's from a history book, how do I put it on here without infringing?? Do I use quotes or what???

[Jimenem]

No you already said it was from a history book. As long as you don't take credit for writing it. . . it's no big deal. Just name the author and the book. Plus I wouldn't turn you in anyway!

[Canadian Jayne]

a halloween stunt.
To me it is pretty funny, the guys may not like it though.....

[quirky]

In Europe, guys just stop their cars on the interstate and unzip and go. (At least they usually face AWAY from traffic.)

So my dad would honk every time we went past a peeing traveller.

[fluffy]

lol................when i was staying in St Andrews a few years back (Yes it's THE ST Andrews where Prince William studied at university) we were walking along a beach front path at around 11pm..........Ahead of us were a group of teenage lads...............lol............

who lined the path on either side.........thankfully with their backs to us then proceeded to give us a 'piddle of honour'.........lol...........

AHHH...........we know how to do things in style here..........lol.........

fluffy

[lammy]

Are we talking about pee? Well my ex once walked while peeing-no one saw him cause it was dark...oh and once I was behind him in the bathroom and he went to shake his thing and a drop of pee landed on my eye- Why must guys shake it so hard and why do they think it will land in the toilet when they know they are spreading it all over the place...go figure-

[Canadian Jayne]

The story is from a book called:Ten Lost Years 1929-1939
Memories of Canadians Who Survived the Depression by
Barry Broadfoot.
I'll shorten some of the story and put the main stuff in quotes and just put initials for names, the book has many stories from people who experienced the depression.
HELPING THE WIDOW

There was a little town, a village, not too far away and a woman with two kids, her husband was killed in construction.There were about 400 workers at the time and they kicked in a dollar or two each for her, and because the village needed a cafe and she was a good cook, she opened a cafe. She opened it in another building right next to the hotel.
some men wouldn't use the toilet in the hotel's beer parlour because it was easier to just step out the back door, and they pissed against the cafe wall. Not only was it a dirty thing to do, but it stunk like Billy-be damned and this widow's customers wre complaining. Wouldn't you?
B.G. and I went down to the work yard and we got a long sheet of galvanized iron and I picked up a 12 volt battery out of a busted truck and went back. It was dark, and we laid the sheet against the cafe and hooked up wires to it and the battery and went into the pub. Well, (swear word) This guy gets up, steps out the the back door and in about three seconds there is this scream. Like somebody was being murdered. The electric current had travelled up his stream of piss, the salt making it a good conductor, and just about blew him apart. He ran screaming down the road. I'd like to say we nailed about 10 other guys that night but it was no more than three more, and then everybody got wise. There was no more pissing against the widow's cafe any more. None at all. They learned their lesson well, and so being foremen, there wasn't boom-all they could do about it.
Try it on a tree in your yard sometime when the neighborhood dogs are messing you up. Man, dog. Makes no difference. That's a mighty sensitive part of you. You might say that in the Depression we took our pleasures where we could find them.