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You have 1 chance to impress Jim...how do you do it....?

Postby fluffy » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:52 pm

lol............ok ........you have 1 chance to impress 'our boy'
How do you do it...?..

do you fire eat?
recite poetry?
Do a silly dance?

ok........the choice is yours- but NO stripping and getting your bits out-lol.

let's see how diversely talented we all are..

Let's see............sod the poetry.........i actually think i'd hold his gaze and flash him a huge smile................ god knows what i'd end up saying....lol.........

but i guess i'd try to make him laugh .... :wink:.........i'd tell him a funny story or something i guess..........lol........he'd probably have a laugh at my accent.........lol

ok- your turn folks

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Postby cotton » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:04 pm

Hey Fluffs we are a bit alike cause when I first started posting on her 2 years ago I did a thread just like this. :D

I would do whatever he wanted to do.
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Postby quirky » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:17 pm

Here's the thing.

If I was trying to "impress" somebody...I would fail miserably.

All these years I've been waiting to use my "bits" for something good and you have to go and forbid it. :(
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Postby lammy » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:30 am

I don't see why I have to impress him.

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Postby fluffy » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:34 pm

och...........you lot..........

just get into the spirit of the thing............it's not like we'll actually meet the man...........lol...........

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Postby lammy » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:56 pm

LOL-That's right I am not going to meet him-therefor why do I have to impress him...he will be the one that will have to impress me- :lol:
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Postby jimliker » Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:51 pm

i would give him what he really needs right now.. :wink: what??............ A Budhhist chants CD :lol: .... What did u think???..hee hee dirty mind :P ...

I think he needs peace of mind these days...i can read his face :(
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Postby *lion girl* » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:39 pm

I think if I would have meet him, I would me to shy to ever get to do anything! or I would just have done the first thing that would 'pop up in to my head' to impress him. Improvisasion.
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Postby Jimenem » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:09 pm

The only reason I would even care to impress him, would be if maybe we could hang out and chill for a little. No romance here.

I would say something, really stupid and funny, so that it's the last thing he thinks about that night before he falls asleep. If not. I would just act really cool and smooth like he's no big deal.
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Postby kasper » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:22 am

I would never try to impress him... because anytime I try and do that to anybody it ends up turning out the wrong way. Like, in the middle of it I'd burp or spit would fly out of my mouth and hit him in the face... or I'd trip and fall on him... and he might just think I did it on purpose...
SOMETHING of the sort.

On that note, I wouldn't try and impress him. If I didn't impress him naturally then theres really no point in trying to anyhoot.

Well, thats what I think anyway. I try and put myself in that situation because personally, I don't know what in the world I'd do if I even came face-to-face with him.
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Postby lammy » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:17 am

Jimenem-I am sure he would hang out with you-you'd be like the boy he never had...I feel this question gives depression to some that really want to meet him

:(

I don't think he can do anything to impress me because I know he is an actor and all he would do to me would be fake-sorry, being honest- :shock:
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Postby fluffy » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:32 am

don't take it so seriously Lammy......it's just a bit of fun..............

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Postby comicpisces11 » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:50 am

Firm hand shake and a big, sincere smile. :wink:
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Postby quirky » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:22 pm

OK.

I'd make him a grilled cheese sandwich then.
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Postby comicpisces11 » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:55 pm

What about me? I wanna grilled cheese sandwich!!
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