What type of woman would be perfect for Jim?

[MissGahanannaStrikesAgain]

To hell with women Jim!!!!! Stop being a poolman and collecting them all! Just kidding of course.

Jim will know when he has something special....as soon as he opens pandora's box.

[lammy]

Sorry but this subject is interesting...hmmmm...I hope we don't get mad if he chooses a homo-

[portuguese_girl]

Oh shit!

Epileptic people! Watch out!!!

are you talking to me?

[lammy]

No-I think she is just expressing something-

She means no harm, really-

[fluffy]

It's the flashing words they can induce fits in the epileptic..............can you switch them off for Aly??

fluffy

[Jimlover1]

an older, shorter, brunette, less attractive, virgin
version of him...in other words, ME!

[fluffy]

lol..................aren't you married???...............i'm sure you've mentioned a husband in the past ............

fluffy

[Jimlover1]

but Id rather be married to Jim, instead of Mike!
However, Mike gives me permission to have an affair with Jim,
because he knows how much Jimmy means to me. And he gives
me permission to marry Jimwhen he (Mike) dies. I call Mike my
1st husband and Jim my future 2nd husband. Jimlover1
jims whipped puppy and future girlfriend/wife

[fluffy]

poor Mike.............he's not likely to croak soon is he???........ ...

fluffy

[cotton]

Hello Carol Bligh Snavely! How many days has it been now?

[lammy]

What would be the perfect woman for Jim?

Well, I think I want to keep this subject going cause we like to guess most of the time and so I will keep on guessing-

Someone who when he sleeps doesn't kick him in his nose.
Someone that will wash his back.
Someone who can understand his job and that he loves it.
A female that can cook(LOL..that leaves me out)
A woman that has self respect for her and others around her.
A woman that doesn't like swearing,doesn't drink,loves kids,wants more,sees life as love.

Heck do I know who is perfect for Jim-

[lammy]

Evil spirits or evil thoughts?

A female that likes taking showers atleast once a month-

A woman that wears pants so tight, she can talk with her lower half-

Or a woman that when she smiles she drools-

I'm just guessing-

[Prince]

Hi, everybody! My girlfrirend found some interesting funny information in internet about Jim Carrrey: Lauren Holly said that to live together Jim Carrey its the same like to live together Mikey Mouse! Isnt it funny?
Sorry, if we are wrong!

[lammy]

I think that is an insult-

[Alyonushka]

It's the flashing words they can induce fits in the epileptic..............can you switch them off for Aly??

fluffy

LOL Fluffy!

God blessed me, I'm ok with this stuff, but I was worried about other people who can suffer from it. But anyway that was more joke than a serious thing.