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Postby cotton » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:51 pm

I found this in an old french magazine called Safarir. What do you think Ace and the Ape are saying to each other?
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BTW I DID NOT GET THIS FROM A PORN MAGAZINE

Safarir is like a french Mad magazine
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Postby fluffy » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:23 pm

it's gotta be a rather cheesy

'why Mr Ventura...is THAT for ME????'.......

or 'you needn't have dressed for dinner'......as she unpeels the banana....


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Postby mav » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:00 pm

HOLLYWOOD GOES WILD!
Ape : oooh! I see Tarzan lent you his thong.
Ace : Yes, and also his banana. And I see Pamela Anderson lent you her lingerie and make-up kit.
Ape : yeah, it was Tarzan's idea. He's this Reserve's official dress designer. Good job on you too..oomph!
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Postby searching_for_sunshine » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:30 pm

more velveeta for you....

caption reads:
Ace finds gorilla "a-peeling."

and homage to mae west:
"is that a banana in your...errrr...thong or are you just glad to see me?!"
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Postby jims_lost_daughter » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:50 am

wow.. lol, what a pic, i dont know what to say!
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Postby fluffy » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:50 am

monkey- 'you brought dinner!...... we can have a banana and cream sandwich :wink: .........(oooh sorreee that's a bit dirty.... :wink: )

or....

Ace........'i am testosterone man!!!!...........i've run out of human females to 'party with'........so i must infrom you that you're next on the list.'.............. :lol: :lol:

Ace........'Have you seen my banana?.........i could have sworn i put it down here'.....?.........checking out his groin.........lol.............
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Postby mav » Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:04 pm

Ace : Fed up of city blondes, I'm looking for some wild red-heads!
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Postby nicesock! » Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:31 pm

Gorilla---" Haaaa HHaaaa haaa haahhahhaahhahahahahhaah hhhaaaahhhhaaahhhaahhh. I've seen bigger bananas on a lemur."

or

Ace---"How you doin'?" (spoken in the infamous "dude" voice and the head nod.)


or


Gorilla--- "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts."
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Postby Canadian Jayne » Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:11 pm

with laughter. 8) I have to put my shades on, I'm totally embarassed(so is Jim in that cartoon).
I think you guys are doing quite well in donating captions, I'll pass on this one, you guys are just toooooo funny.
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Postby fluffy » Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:40 am

ape...........'i ordered a fruit salad, where's the plums?'........... :lol:

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Postby justfacts » Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:45 am

An apealing snack ...

:oops: is what I thought of
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Postby nina » Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:53 am

welcome to JCO justfacts ,I hope you will have fun here :D these guys are so nice and freaky :) big hug from nina 8)
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Postby carreyd away » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:17 am

Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Bruce Almighty-doom, CHING!

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Postby jimliker » Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:24 pm

CHIMP : "Wow banana's up!!!! I am comming!!!!" :lol:
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Postby Jimenem » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:40 pm

Ace- Y'know, It's mating season and it's rather late. . .I brought dinner.
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