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Postby JT Carrey » Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:08 pm

am I? I dunno, I know Jim is droll tho ;)
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Postby LeoFlash » Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:52 pm

I am searching for a way to contact Mr. Carrey. I am a fan in the non-literal sense of the word, I guess, although I have a had a crush on him since "Once Bitten."

I am watching "The Truman Show" at this moment (yes, for the first time - I'm a bit behind in my movie watching). I am moved by it. He is such a great actor, and I wish more people appreciated that. I don't like the gross-out, over-the-top slapstick "humor" of some of his other movies, so can't bring myself to watch them. And I tried to watch "The Cable Guy," but it was just too good - I was too uncomfortable to sit through it! But what I have seen, I really like - in fact, "Bruce Almighty" is one of my favorite films - the ending had me in tears!

I want to find a way to let Mr. Carrey know how much I appreciate his enormous talent, and that if I never get the opportunity to work with him (I am an actor), I hope I do have the chance to meet him and tell him of my appreciation in person.

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Postby mav » Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:05 am

JT - I'm tickled to death :D So.... tell us, how is he droll? or don't you just mean he made you laugh, eh?
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Postby Filomena » Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:23 am

Alrighty then, ladies, I hate to break it to you, but Jim and I are getting married in the very near future.

Laugh if you must. Snicker a little. Or maybe roll your eyes in disgust. But Jim and I were introduced by our Guardian Angels a while back and things are moving very quickly now.

That's right. I'm off to pick out our China set right now as we speak. But what a whirlwind romance this has been! I really must catch my breath!

I tell you, if you ever want to try something different, try a telepathic relationship. It's the only way you can really get to know a person, honestly and truly.

The only thing left to decide is where to live.

The U.S.? Canada? Or shall we continue to live inside our heads?

Hmmmmm, decisions, decisions.
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Postby quirky » Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:57 am

I believe it. :)
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Postby cotton » Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:02 am

*pinches Filomena and tries to wake her up*
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Postby mav » Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:40 am

Uh... Two in a row! Looks like a close race.....
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Postby quirky » Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:50 am

Serious and for real y'all!

I know about guardian angels. They have me doing shit like washing my car by hand. Taking Grandma on a day trip. Strolling in the evening. Smoking on my roof (occasionally setting it on fire). Showering each day. Emailing friends. Getting my oil changed.

I got some low key angels y'all.
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Postby Filomena » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:12 am

It's amazing the things that angels can make you do. Except they reaallllyyyy don't make you do anything. They're what you would call Advisors.

They just sit on your shoulder, look at the way you're washing your car and say things like "you know, maybe next time, invite a friend over to help you do it faster."

Angels. You can't live with them. You can't live without them.
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Postby mav » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:13 am

My guardian angel is currently assisting filomena's guardian angel in picking the china.

Networking, y'all.
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Postby quirky » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:19 am

"you know, maybe next time, invite a friend over to help you do it faster."


My problem is that I backtalk them. For instance, I'd say..."I don't see your winged self jumping down here with the chamois."

No, seriously...I appreciate every situation from which I've been plucked.
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Postby searching_for_sunshine » Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:02 pm

filomena, my guardian angel says she'd like to design your wedding invitations...pretty, please, will you let her - i'll never hear the end of this LOL :lol: :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:28 pm

lol........that's cool...........i just wanna be his mistress anyhow.....lol :wink:

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Postby quirky » Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:33 pm

Hey. I proposed FIRST. Angels or NO angels.
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Postby searching_for_sunshine » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:12 pm

LOL
actually i'd just like to be his best friend...usually friendship lasts longer than marriage
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