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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:18 am

I think this is it.

Fletcher: Sorry today's my day to be with my son.
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Postby Petey » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:30 am

( the lady says something about a certain magazine )

Fletcher: Really? Hows my hair?
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Postby Petey » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:40 am

Audry: Im sure your father just got held up in court again.
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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:43 am

Max: DAD!!
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Postby Petey » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:46 am

Fletcher: MAXAMILLION!!
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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:53 am

Fletcher: HEEEEY!!! How ya doin creep?
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Postby Petey » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:55 am

Audry: Forget where the place was?
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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:57 am

That's not yet.

Max: Good.

Fletcher: Me too, except my arm's really been bothering me.
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Postby Petey » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:58 am

Petey wrote:Audry: Forget where the place was?
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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:00 am

Max: OH NO DAD!
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Postby Petey » Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:03 am

what are you doing?

Fletcher: ok im late, im sorry. I ran out of gas, the gauge is broken or something. rough neiborhood too, good thing i was wearing neutral gang colors, might of had to pull out my nine & bust a cap...My mind o my money, my money o my mind...
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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:04 am

That part isn't yet.
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Postby Petey » Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:07 am

Fletcher: Oh yeah, Its the claw!!! errrg!
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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:08 am

Fletcher: Run boy, save yourself! Nothing can stop the claw!
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Postby Petey » Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:09 am

Max: Do the claw to mom, dad. Do the claw to mom!
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