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Liar Liar line-by-line

Postby MusicFreak_08 » Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:08 am

Ok this is easy. You just say the lines of the movie, line-by-line. You can only say one character at a time. We can cycle through it a couple times then start it again, so the pages don't build up. Have fun! I'll start.




Teacher: W-O-R-K!! Work! Today, we're going to share what our parents do for...WORK!!
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Postby JT Carrey » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:40 am

little girl: My mommy is a doctor
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"I was sitting back in my chair thinking 'this can't be about urine'" - Jim talking about the musical Urinetown :D
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Postby mav » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:34 pm

little boy : My dad is a truck driver
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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:53 pm

Max: My mom's a teacher.
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Postby JT Carrey » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:46 pm

teacher: and your dad?
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"I was sitting back in my chair thinking 'this can't be about urine'" - Jim talking about the musical Urinetown :D
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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:55 am

Max: My dad's....a liar.
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Postby JT Carrey » Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:59 am

teacher: a liar?? oh I'm sure you don't mean a liar?
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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:07 am

Max: Well, he wears a suit, and goes to court, and talks to the judge and...
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Postby Cheryl Anna » Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:13 pm

teacher: "Oh, ... you mean he's a lawyer"
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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:44 am

Lawyer: Fletcher, how's it going?
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Postby Petey » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:03 am

Fletcher: Just another win for the wrongly accused.
"Advanced delusionary schitzophrenia with involuntary narcissictic rage. No big deal."
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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:03 am

Lawyer: Yeah right.
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Postby Petey » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:11 am

Client: Hey Mr. Reed, need your jacket back?
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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:12 am

Fletcher: No, I'm sure you'll need it again.......and again.
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Postby Petey » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:16 am

Lady: a reporter wants to talk to you about your victory...
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