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Postby holly » Mon May 09, 2005 8:14 pm

ok...........ha ha ha..............we've got different ideas running at the same time..........

what if he becomes a singing baker?
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Postby lammy » Mon May 09, 2005 9:06 pm

A singing baker--...don't like!

How about he is a geek in his 30's who runs a donut shop...never been married and has no friends?

I wrote a little bit of this plot already a while ago..want to read it?
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Postby holly » Mon May 09, 2005 9:19 pm

do you think we could get him singing in this one...................??...I YEARN to hear him sing..............
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Postby mav » Mon May 09, 2005 9:29 pm

:lol:

holly - your plot is very interesting.....Ok, we can combine the two - small town cookie baker turns opera star in city. Is this the entire plot or do we continue with the story?

After striking it rich as an opera star, fate intervenes and the opera company owner gets arrested in a financial scandal and all employees get laid off. Then......
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Postby lammy » Mon May 09, 2005 9:33 pm

holly wrote:do you think we could get him singing in this one...................??...I YEARN to hear him sing..............


what would he sing?

Okay so:

Every morning Jim(the donut shop owner) wakes up in the morning with his alarm clock that plays________?

He puts on his big bird slippers and dances his way to the bath while still singning_______?
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Postby mav » Mon May 09, 2005 10:01 pm

Ok, so after getting laid off, he goes sets up a donut business in the city and becomes a geek .....ok, lammy, you can describe your story now....
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Postby quirky » Mon May 09, 2005 10:17 pm

Hey...if you go with the "I can make anyone into an opera singer" plot can we call it, "My Fair Laddie"?
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Postby fluffy » Mon May 09, 2005 10:22 pm

lol...................and put im in a Kilt....... :lol:
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Postby Clemmy » Mon May 09, 2005 10:53 pm

...and then he performs his bagpipe gig...
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Postby fluffy » Mon May 09, 2005 10:57 pm

:wink: ................i can't wait..... :lol:
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Postby lammy » Mon May 09, 2005 11:24 pm

So he is an aspireing opera singer?



I had something else in mind but go ahead...

Okay so:

still what song is he singing and dancing while going to the bathroom?

He looked in the bathroom mirror checking out his musles.
Still singing the song, he goes to the shower and lets out a big________?
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Postby quirky » Mon May 09, 2005 11:32 pm

Clemmy wrote:...and then he performs his bagpipe gig...


And at some point Julia has to say, "Is that your sporran, or are you just happy to see me?"
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Postby lammy » Mon May 09, 2005 11:52 pm

He let's out a big turtle that he has using his bathtub as its bed.

He washes up and tip toes to his room.
There he jumps on top of the turtle and sings________?
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Postby mav » Tue May 10, 2005 1:50 am

holly - Was that all in the storyline you had or was there more to it ?
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Postby lammy » Tue May 10, 2005 3:24 am

The turtle got startled and yelled out "get off me stupid".
Jim got off the big turtle and stoped singing.

Does anyone want to follow this plot?
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