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Postby fluffy » Mon May 02, 2005 9:06 pm

Nope, i'll stick to lap dancer/stripper...............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....and it'll be my birthday and he'll be dressed as a fireman/policeman..............and i'll have to strip him and rub baby oil on his chest B4 taking his thing off with my teeth..............zzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzz.......Whassat!!, whatsup!.........OOOOHHH......I WAS DREAMING!!!............AND IT SEEMED SO REAL TOO......... :cry:

FLUFFY :wink:

PS..........he's NOT too old, as i've said he's ripening like a fine Silton... :wink:
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Postby fluffy » Mon May 02, 2005 9:09 pm

heheheheh........
B4 taking his thing off with my teeth


lol :lol: OWIE!!!............OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!.........

that should of course read THONG not THING.......lol :D .....i'm not a cannibal...... :lol:

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Postby Alyonushka » Mon May 02, 2005 9:30 pm

Oh!
So you're mrs Chochollina!!! Nobody hasn't share such... am... dreams b4
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Postby fluffy » Mon May 02, 2005 9:43 pm

NO.................i'm a pussycat.............lol :wink:


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Postby lammy » Mon May 02, 2005 10:53 pm

fluffy wrote:Nope, i'll stick to lap dancer/stripper...............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....and it'll be my birthday and he'll be dressed as a fireman/policeman..............and i'll have to strip him and rub baby oil on his chest B4 taking his thing off with my teeth..............zzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzz.......Whassat!!, whatsup!.........OOOOHHH......I WAS DREAMING!!!............AND IT SEEMED SO REAL TOO......... :cry:

FLUFFY :wink:

PS..........he's NOT too old, as i've said he's ripening like a fine Silton... :wink:


Watch out Jim-LOL!!!

What a dream you had! If I had a dream like that about Jim, I would probably $#%^ with myself! :oops: :D :wink:
Bah hum bug!!!!
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Postby fluffy » Mon May 02, 2005 10:57 pm

I would probably $#%^ with myself!



Why, whatever do you mean????........................................ :wink:

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Postby Alyonushka » Mon May 02, 2005 11:16 pm

Oh guys....
u make me.!@#$&%&*()*^(**$&#%&# confused motha%$#^*^$(^$%#Tell me plz, did anybody make $x on this forum?...
I just think u have all to begin...$@^#*^(&^$
Sorry, :')
I am an old-old pervert. My pervertion is known for miles and miles from here...(&^(&^(^

That's a joke, don't ... be offended.
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Postby lammy » Mon May 02, 2005 11:24 pm

Alyonushka wrote:Oh guys....
u make me.!@#$&%&*()*^(**$&#%&# confused motha%$#^*^$(^$%#Tell me plz, did anybody make $x on this forum?...
I just think u have all to begin...$@^#*^(&^$
Sorry, :')
I am an old-old pervert. My pervertion is known for miles and miles from here...(&^(&^(^

That's a joke, don't ... be offended.


Whatever do you mean? :lol:
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Postby Alyonushka » Mon May 02, 2005 11:26 pm

Whatever I meant, I meant. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Jim Is Awesome » Tue May 03, 2005 12:58 am

Andy Kaufman the 2nd......lol
Jim Carrey IS AWESOME!!!
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Postby mav » Tue May 03, 2005 1:25 am

Alyonushka wrote:#Tell me plz, did anybody make $x on this forum?...


No. But we are very close to..... as long as fluffy dreams.
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Postby Alyonushka » Tue May 03, 2005 1:30 am

Oh...now I see...where I appeared...

My monaster pope will not be glad...

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Postby lammy » Tue May 03, 2005 1:59 am

"Monaster"-LOL...

What's that?
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Postby carreyd away » Tue May 03, 2005 7:14 am

massage therapist
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Postby fluffy » Tue May 03, 2005 8:00 am

HHHHmmm..................Jim Carrey's strong masculine arms and hands kneading your back and tensions away....... :wink: ....
lol.............all oiled up and ready to go......tee hee.... :lol:

sigh........................ :wink:

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