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Brucifer

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Nov 24, 2022 3:55 am

Creative name indeed
But problems of
Lack of faith in God
Somewhat haunts Bruce
He thot he could do things better
Than God - Just be God
U see in Bruce Almighty
It’s all from Bruce’s
Point of view
Usually the guy leaves the woman
With the pack of kids
Goes to Hawaii or Bahamas or Mexico
She’s left cooking, cleaning,educating etc
But in the book of Hosea
It’s very different
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Re: Brucifer

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Nov 24, 2022 4:09 am

God tells Hosea to
Marry a girl that is into
Other things
Which is opposite of what God
Usually says to do
And
Grace’s last name could be Gomer
In Bruce Almighty
Grace is wonderful but when
Pregnancy happens
Sometimes there is a real
Transformation
Hormones go wild
The three children cud be
Zreel(Jezreel), Lo-ree(Lo-ruhah,Lue(Lo-ammi)or Ammi
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Re: Brucifer

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Nov 24, 2022 4:18 am

If they decide to
Do Brucifer
I hope one or two
Women are in giving their 2 cents
Or more
Just my opinion
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Re: Brucifer

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Nov 24, 2022 4:25 am

I’d start it off at
Christmas Time
So many of us
(Myself included)
Has changed what Christmas
Time should really be about
Commerial VS Spiritual
I know Scrooge and the Grinch
Dealt with those also
But
We still haven’t
Gotten the message
It’s seems to be lost amidst
The packaging
Boxes, Big bows and Bruhaha
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Re: Brucifer

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Nov 24, 2022 4:32 am

I can imagine
Grace singing Christmas carols
While
Writing in Christmas cards
Decorating the tree
Getting all
Things ready
When the call comes
Graces Mom
In hospital and she
Has to leave

Bruce is
Left with 3 kids
During Christmas
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Re: Brucifer

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Nov 24, 2022 4:38 am

Bruce is
Thrown into a
Whole new situation
Cell phones
Stop working
Banks shut down
The trip ups continue
The transformation of
Bruce to Brucifer begins
Just a thot
But I would not keep
Bruce in that hellish spot
Redemption has to come somehow
But oh what a lesson he learns
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Re: Brucifer

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Nov 24, 2022 4:43 am

Hosea 14:8
The Green fir tree (Christmas Tree)
Should be very symbolic
To
The family and its
Fragility and it’s Strength
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Re: Brucifer

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Nov 24, 2022 4:49 am

How do u
Keep your sanity
When the world around
You is going crazy
If u can solve
This problem
In a movie
U may
Just be helping
Humanity
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Re: Brucifer

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Nov 24, 2022 4:53 am

Grace doesn’t
Have to see mom it
Hospital tho
It could be another situation
That takes her away from the family
To help family
It could be applicable as to what
Is happening in the world today
Or a possible future event
Maybe a dream
Motivates her
To leave
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Re: Brucifer

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Nov 24, 2022 4:55 am

Enuf writing for tonight

Goodnight!
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Re: Brucifer

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Dec 08, 2022 4:49 pm

I think
Brucifer
Would become
Corrupted
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