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What on Mars would you say to Jim???

Postby Canadian Jayne » Sat May 31, 2008 7:01 am

Ola, kinda cold here don't ya think?

I wonder if Steve ever felt this cold?
Lets go romp in the sand.

Do you think the ice will crack like on ESOTSM?

What if our hot air melts and the Lander goes through the ice?
I wonder what will happen to the atmosphere if we Flatulate?
Will it smell worse? Or just freeze?

Can we bounce on here, just like on the Moon?
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Postby Happygal » Sat May 31, 2008 7:42 pm

Hey, lets see if we can some water here! If not, then lets make red dirt angels.
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Postby lammy » Sat May 31, 2008 9:46 pm

Do you turn different colors depending on your mood - :D
Bah hum bug!!!!
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Mars Attacks~

Postby wylde » Sat May 31, 2008 11:18 pm

"Ack. Ack Ack! ...AAAAck!"

[roughly translated, means...]
"Don't run...We are your friends!
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Postby cotton » Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:40 am

"WOW THE BOOKS ARE RIGHT!! MEN REALLY DO COME FROM MARS!!"

Then I would teach him the song some of us sang as kids

Theres a place called mars
Where the ladies don't wear bras
But the men don't care
Cause they don't wear underwear
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Never heard that one before...

Postby Canadian Jayne » Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:59 am

but I'm laughing now....


How about a song

"Who's redy now?" (to the tune of "Who's sorry now")

What time is it?
Lets count the rocks, too bad we can't skim them on the ice.
Will our dinner fly away?
What will happen to the poo in the loo?
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What do you get when you cross a violet with and ogre...

Postby Canadian Jayne » Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:57 am

Viogra,
who is one of our new posters.
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Postby fluffy » Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:54 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i think you'd have to have a pee on Mars...just to say you did it......lol

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That's a guy thing...

Postby Canadian Jayne » Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:38 am

marking their territory.
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Postby fluffy » Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:48 am

but i'm a girl........ :shock: :lol: .......ok what about spitting on Mars then? I know it's a revolting thing to do but you can keep your pants on........lol

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I would spit on Mars...

Postby Canadian Jayne » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:04 pm

maybe it'd help melt some of that 33 below ice.
If the whole world spit on mars, I wonder how big a puddle it would make?
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Re: Mars land pheonix...Too bad they can't...

Postby Canadian Jayne » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:05 am

heat up the little shovel and if there is water in the shovel
it would melt and pour down through the screen, then again if the
elements are volotile, it could just burst into flames, who knows.
I still think heating the shovel is an idea though. I wonder if they
put the shovel under the solar panels if it would heat it at all.
I love the pictures from the mars site, truly amazing.
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Re: I would spit on Mars...

Postby cotton » Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:50 pm

Canadian Jayne wrote:maybe it'd help melt some of that 33 below ice.
If the whole world spit on mars, I wonder how big a puddle it would make?


Pee would work better I think.;) lol
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Postby fluffy » Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:52 pm

lol.......more funny too.........lol

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Could turn it into an ice rink...

Postby Canadian Jayne » Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:21 pm

and have a chilly game of hockey.
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