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Jim's lips

Postby Sleeves » Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:34 pm

<br>Jim sat down on the stairs outside his porch, cotton was standing infront of him and Jim softly took her hand."why don't you sit next to me? it's nice and the view is breathtaking"<br>Cotton smiled at Jim "how about if I sit in your lap? would you mind?"<br>She lifted her skirt slightly and sat down on Jim's lap, making him smile "you're really something else"<br>She kissed him deeply and....guys is Jim bald in this story or does he have hair? <p></p><i></i>
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Re: Jim's lips

Postby JT Carrey » Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:35 pm

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Re: Jim's lips

Postby cotton » Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:36 pm

HEHE<!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://skins.hotbar.com/skins/mailskins/em/120103/120103_emTE61_prv.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOHHHHOOOO!!!! YEAH BABY!!!Lol <p></p><i></i>
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Re: Jim's lips

Postby cableclair » Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:38 pm

then..Jim got distracted. For no obvious reason other than Claartje van Swaaij casually passing by. Out of nowhere. :-P. <p>cableclair<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.soiledmypants.com">www.soiledmypants.com</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><-- my site<br>Failure isn't failure unless you give up...</p><i></i>
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Re: Jim's lips

Postby JT Carrey » Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:39 pm

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Re: Jim's lips

Postby cotton » Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:40 pm

Do you really think I would be thinking about his hair if I was sitting on his lap?LOL<br><br>Make him bald I don't care. <p></p><i></i>
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Re: Jim's lips

Postby JT Carrey » Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:41 pm

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Re: Jim's lips

Postby cableclair » Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:42 pm

LMAO I was thinking the same! <p>cableclair<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.soiledmypants.com">www.soiledmypants.com</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><-- my site<br>Failure isn't failure unless you give up...</p><i></i>
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Re: Jim's lips

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Re: Jim's lips

Postby cotton » Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:44 pm

Yeah thats true.lol<br><br>*Chases off girl passing by* <p></p><i></i>
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Jim's lips

Postby Sleeves » Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:45 pm

<br>bald it is<br><br>Cotton kissed Jim deeply, her hands caressed his shaved head. The stubble was surprisingly soft. Jim's hands reached underneath cotton's skirt and fiddled with her red thongs. She never wore thongs, but today as if by magic she had decided to wear the sexiest piece in her lingerie wardrobe. <br> <p></p><i></i>
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Jim's lips

Postby Sleeves » Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:47 pm

<br>girls; how raunchy can I get here, I was about to comment on Jim getting hard, but you know, it's quite awkward <p></p><i></i>
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Re: Jim's lips

Postby cableclair » Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:47 pm

*cringe* no more! Make the hurt stopppppp. <p>cableclair<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.soiledmypants.com">www.soiledmypants.com</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><-- my site<br>Failure isn't failure unless you give up...</p><i></i>
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Re: Jim's lips

Postby JT Carrey » Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:48 pm

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Re: Jim's lips

Postby cableclair » Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:49 pm

LMAO!!!! <p>cableclair<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.soiledmypants.com">www.soiledmypants.com</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><-- my site<br>Failure isn't failure unless you give up...</p><i></i>
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