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 by tmas2day » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:46 pm
Relax this won't hurt a bit...
For god sakes lady use some make-up!
exactly......Thomas
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by sprousefan23 » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:58 am
"I had a bad day. Hug me?!"
"No time outs. Only DEATH!"
"I don't like to brag and I won't cuz I don't have to!" 
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by sprousefan23 » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:10 am
"When you get delusional you can't always slow down. So take Virginia each night, and Logan each day and for the time in between take Fabrizia."
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by fluffy » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:06 am
'Oh Geez!...........i killed a critic!!!!!!!!!!........we gotta get rid of the body!'
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by fluffy » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:26 am
'take it from me, DON'T EVER critcise your mothers cooking son!.......'
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by JiggleBilly » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:49 am
"Her vision is based on movement! She can't see us if we don't move!"
Robin: "Mom, what does dad have in his hand?"
Agatha: "Ummmmm. Nothing. It's just........candy."
"Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation."
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by FurElise » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:16 pm
If I do decide to enter the contest but don't win, is there any other place I could buy that SHIRT?!  Amazon.com, maybe.
I NEED TO KNOW! (The font size was 23!)
Thank you  
In case I don't see you.... good afternoon, good evening and goodnight!
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by Happygal » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:28 pm
Son, I'm so sorry you had to see that! Your mom is being controlled by the dark side of the force!
 One person's craziness, is another person's reality. ~ Tim Burton
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by sprousefan23 » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:58 am
"Hey! The number 23 hasn't killed me yet, but that doesn't save you! ::evil(ish) laugh:: ehem, sorry, got a little carried away there."
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by sprousefan23 » Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:30 am
Jim: "It's all your fault....the reason I'm obsessed....it all tracks to you, Agatha....I've got to get away from you....I've got to get away!" ::runs into son's arms:: "Oh no, gay moment...what do I do....whaddo I do!"
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by 538 » Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:16 am
My God. I've been wrong this whole time. It's 42 we have to watch out for!
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by sprousefan23 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:35 am
"I've tried everything but I just can't get a Coke out of that machine!"
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by fluffy » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:38 am
'it's ok i'll get the next bus'!
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by fluffy » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:39 am
Did you get his number?.........that bus was speeding, it's outrageous!
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