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 by sprousefan23 » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:24 pm
I just relized your not my son, now I have to kill you ::evil laugh::
"No time outs. Only DEATH!"
"I don't like to brag and I won't cuz I don't have to!" 
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by Happygal » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:52 pm
Its ok son, its ok. Your mother is just fine, she just has PMS.
 One person's craziness, is another person's reality. ~ Tim Burton
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by grinchy steve » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:23 pm
"My God. She's calling the Candyman!" 
You know, she's the woman in ... Okay, I suck in this. 
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by fluffy » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:11 pm
Oh Shit!!!...........next time i offer to cut your hair just say NO!!!!
fluffy  Fluffy
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by gothichyppie » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:16 pm
I promise son, I'll never cook again!
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by Guest » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:27 pm
"I swear I didn't know it was you...I didn't even know it was me."
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by heather320 » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:31 pm
I swear I didn't mean to almost hurt you...I didn't know it was you...
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by Canadian Jayne » Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:10 pm
1St Caption  Jim whispers with relief)Your safe, your safe, it's OK,
your safe.
2nd Caption: I didn't mean to use her sewing scissors, she's gonna be
real mad.
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by JT Carrey » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:48 pm
since Fluffy gets to write a bunch 
"What? You said you have a new cologne? *sniffs* whoa, I mean *cough* yea... really um great son"
"I told you not to date women from MySpace!! Hurry, let's get away from her before she kills us both!" ~*~J.T. Carrey~*~
"I was sitting back in my chair thinking 'this can't be about urine'" - Jim talking about the musical Urinetown
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by sprousefan23 » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:13 pm
"It's ok....cologne rhymes with alone, it's not your fault.....::thinks to himself::maybe it is"
"23 is my obsession, not your's, now I must kill you!"
"Don't look at the ugly lady, just act natural and maybe she'll go away."
"No time outs. Only DEATH!"
"I don't like to brag and I won't cuz I don't have to!"
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by sprousefan23 » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:13 pm
"It want to ask her to be my Valentine, but it's one day away, I can't tell her yet...you tell her!"
"No time outs. Only DEATH!"
"I don't like to brag and I won't cuz I don't have to!"
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by Lena » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:16 pm
Son, I have to confess, that's not your mother! I cheated on her 9 months before you were born!
Dad, she can hear you...
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by MandyCarrey » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:34 pm
*gasps* uhh.. do you think your mother realised i just farted in public!
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by thekid23 » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:52 am
1. O Crap! I forget who the hell this person is!
2. Oh No! I just peed myself!
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