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by **MasonDee** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:03 pm

"I desperately want to make love to a school boy!"

by **fluffy** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:24 pm

i'm sorry son but your mother wants to cut our hair!.....Be strong, we'll get through this together, i'll go first.........i may be some time!

fluffy

by **gothichyppie** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:44 pm

*thinking* Oh crap, I left the oven on!

by **fluffy** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:59 pm

Your hair will grow back son!!..............

fluffy :lol:

by **fluffy** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:10 pm

Whatever you do, don't look son! She'll turn us both to salt!

fluffy :lol:

by **robert_holik** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:09 pm

"I still can't believe I tried to stab the critics for Copper Mountain!"
"Don't worry, I liked it!"
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IF you liked this, DON'T WORRY, this is ONLY my first try

I actually liked Copper Mountain, Jim Carrey's acting that is =)

by **ImNichole** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:24 pm

"She is the evil doer. The # 23 is scorched on her 23rd vertabrae. Don't move. "

"Here she comes to wreck the day"

[quote="TNPihl"]Post your caption for the scene:

[img]http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/img/recent/news/contest03.jpg[/img]

You may post up to two captions.

Winners will be selected by the contest judge. Winners will be notified by e-mail (at the e-mail address you registered on JCO). Prize winner(s) must claim their prize within 7 days of the contests end date or the prize will be awarded to another.

CONTEST VALID UNTIL: Friday March 9, 2007

[b]Prize[/b]
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- Number 23 Poster
- Number 23 Hat
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by **slicklady** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:26 pm

This is the 23rd time she's caught me loving on a boy! When will she go away????????

Maybe I should start hitting on 23 year olds!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Lena** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:34 pm

"Omg there's that obsessed fan again, she has been chasing me around the whole day!"
"Hm,... maybe if we make her jalouse she'll just go away, LET'S HUG MY LOVE!"

by **fluffy** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:59 pm

Oh No!!! Too late'!!........she's run out of prozac again.........!

fluffy :lol:

by **Guest** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:08 pm

"Act normal! Don't you see all the cameras? This is something out of THE TRUMAN SHOW! It is happening all over again!! What shall we do???"

"Son, I am your FATHER! I have season tickets to a Hockey game....let's go!"

by **Rhysio** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:33 pm

Quote 1 - Jim:

Siamese Manouevre is much harder than the Heimlich!

Quote 2 - Jim:

I am not doing a "1", "2", Threesome, thanks all the same!

Here's hoping :lol:

!

Rhys.

e-mail: rbt65@msn.com

Website · by **cotton** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:41 pm

If you want to win you need to register or there will be no way for us to contact you.

As for you,Fluffs,relax and give others a chance.lol

OK you may proceed now

by **woweeee** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:54 pm

1. Don't worry honey, I'm here and I always will be son...though in my mind I still think I am Fingerling.

2. Oh, I would never leave you, I am just a little screewed up at the moment.

by **SA JCFan** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:14 pm

**whispers** Don't look-- I'm gonna stick this knife on your back and you're gonna turn around and surprise mom, ok?"

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