Declaration of Melissa Carrey

[cotton]

Did anyone else read the 10 page Declaration Of Melissa Carrey? These are her official papers from when she was asking for more child support. It tells about everything Jim owns, How much time he spends with Jane and how much time he doesn't spend with her, How much money he makes a month and how much money he spends on his daughter and other stuff. They made me feel speechless.<br><br>I still have the link to it if anybody wants to see it I can Email it. I wouldn't dare put it on here cause some of it is not good.<br><br><br><br> <p></p><i></i>

[JT Carrey]

I read it, I bet alot of it is BS on Melissa Carrey's behalf, when you look at Jim and Jane together they look thrilled and happy, I think Melissa Carrey is just stingy (no offence Jim or Jane) <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:green;">~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:purple;">J.T. Carrey =0)</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:magenta;font-family:arial;font-size:x-small;">"It's better to go after something special and risk starving to death than to surrender, if you give up your dreams, what's left?"</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:teal;">- James Eugene Carrey</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.geocities.com/jt_carrey"><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:purple;"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>~*~My Website~*~</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.geocities.com/jimcarreyfanjt"><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:green;"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>~*~Jim Carrey Extreme~*~</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/biker.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/figleaf.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/luke.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/bill.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/vera.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/ace.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/mask.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/lloyd.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/riddler.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/chip.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/fletcher.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/truman.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/andy.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/tony.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/charlie.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/hank.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/grinch.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

[Belbee]

I've never seen it Cotton, can you email it to me please? <p></p><i></i>

[Belbee]

Don't worry Cotton, I found it! I gotta say, I'm soooo mad right now. I can't really say what I think on here... <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[cotton]

Oh man I hope he doesn't treat his daughter like she says he does.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :( --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> It reminds me of Liar Liar. <br><br>Does anybody remember that episode ET did about Melissa when she was going to make a movie about her life with Jim called The Donut Man?<br><br>I get the feeling that maybe Melissa is a little jealous of Jim.<br><br>This topic made me mad but it made me deppressed, too.<br>Not that thats anything unusual I have been deppressed a lot lately(again<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :( --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ) <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub76.ezboard.com/bjcomessageboard.showUserPublicProfile?gid=cotton@jcomessageboard>cotton</A> at: 3/28/04 5:35 pm<br></i>

[TNPihl]

Cotton> Please mail it to me - webmaster@jimcarreynettet.dk.<br><br>Thanks. <p>// TNPihl<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.jimcarreynettet.dk">Visit Jim Carrey Nettet</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> or <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.jimcarreynettet.dk/debatten/index.php?c=6">The English Jim Carrey Talk</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.jimcarreynettet.dk"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreynettet.dk/billeder/carreynettet.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></p><i></i>

[JT Carrey]

I totally doubt Jim treats her that way, I had a friend that was friends with Jim and he told me plenty that no one knows about Jim and his daughter but I can't say it on here, but all of it was good! <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:green;">~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:purple;">J.T. Carrey =0)</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:magenta;font-family:arial;font-size:x-small;">"It's better to go after something special and risk starving to death than to surrender, if you give up your dreams, what's left?"</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:teal;">- James Eugene Carrey</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.geocities.com/jt_carrey"><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:purple;"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>~*~My Website~*~</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.geocities.com/jimcarreyfanjt"><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:green;"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>~*~Jim Carrey Extreme~*~</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/biker.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/figleaf.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/luke.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/bill.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/vera.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/ace.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/mask.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/lloyd.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/riddler.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/chip.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/fletcher.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/truman.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/andy.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/tony.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/charlie.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/hank.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/grinch.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

[JimCarreysGal]

Can you e-mail it to me....JimCarreysGal@aol.com thanks!<br> Melissa <p></p><i></i>

[Belbee]

In every interview when you see people talk about Jim as a parent they always say how wonderful he is, so I seriously doubt half (even more perhaps) of what was said in that declaration.<br><br>Oh and Cotton, Melissa was gonna make a movie about Jim??? I never heard that!<br> <p></p><i></i>

[cotton]

Yep! The Donut Man(Sounds horrible doesn't it?) This was on ET when Jim was making Dumb and Dumber and starting to date Lauren Holly. I am not sure but I thought they said it was going to be shown at sundance festivals(whatever that is) they even interviewed one of the guys that was supposed be in the movie. The guy said that this movie is going to be funny and Jim <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>may</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> also find this movie amusing lol. That man obviously didn't know Jim enough to realize that he doesn't like his personal life out in the open. They also said that when Jim leaves Melissa in the movie she tries to commit suicide or something like that. I will have to try to find that tape again so I can refresh my memory. I wish I could put it on here somehow. <p></p><i></i>

[Belbee]

Is this meant to be it Cotton???<br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0192514/" target="top">www.imdb.com/title/tt0192514/</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>This link actually has Melissa credited in it:<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.hollywood.com/movies/detail/movie/162038" target="top">www.hollywood.com/movies/detail/movie/162038</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>There's also <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/vol16/issue28/screens.SXSW.html" target="top">this</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> article that says:<br><br>REAL STORIES OF THE DONUT MEN<br>Dir/Scr: Beeaje Quick; Prod: Elizabeth Avellán, Pamela Cederquist, Rana Joy Glickman; Exec Prod: Melissa Carrey; DP: Sead Muhtarevic; Ed: Dan Fort, Ethan Maniquis, Michael Brandt; with Ignacio Alvarez, Beeaje Quick, Randy Gatica, Eddie Daniels, Melissa Carrey, Christina Fulton, Peachy Keene, Corbin Timbrook.<br><br>16mm, 87 min., 1997 (WP)<br><br>Two punks and one pissed-off hacker-cum-filmmaker take the law into their own hands and bring The Man to his knees. Anarchy, pure and simple! Quick's feature debut is a hilarious, gonzo rocket ride straight into the greasy maw of urban bureaucracy, shot through with surreal, Three Stooges-like slapstick and a knowing sense of the absurdities of everyday life in the big city. When Juan Palotes (played by writer-director Beeaje Quick) has the worst day of his life (his car is towed, he's steamrolled by the cops, and the mayor's office dismisses him out of hand), he decides to get even by hiring a pair of deranged punk rockers and turning them into full-fledged cops via his hacking skills. Newly minted officers God and Homes (Ignacio Alvarez and Randy Gatica) tool around the city, ripping off liquor stores and nailing adolescent cheerleaders, while Juan films their viciously cool tour of revenge. Quick's comic flair and cinematic sensibilities are astonishingly on-target; Real Stories of the Donut Men grabs you by the cajones and then yanks, spanks, and cranks it all up to 11. "Never mind your rights," indeed. -- Marc Savlov<br><br><br>It doesn't really sound related to Jim tho! <p></p><i></i>

[cotton]

I watched the tape again. The name is correct Bee. This is what they said Hardcopy(not ET sorry)<br><br>EX WITH AN AXE<br>It's about Jim Carreys Jilted ex wife getting him back on the big screen.<br><br>It seems Ace's ex has an ax to grind and if revenge is sweet she is about to go into sugar shock and she is going to let her ex hubby know what she thinks of him in her upcoming movie REAL STORIES OF THE DONUT MEN.<br><br>Ava Cadell says that the movie is interresting and emotional and that Melissa feels she helped him get where he is today. <br><br>She gets her revenge in a real graphic scene in REAL STORIES OF THE DONUT MEN<br><br>Dennis Woodroff A.K.A The Worlds Most Famous Unknown Actor is also in the movie and this what he said<br>"she is wearing a wedding gown and getting ready to jump off a bridge when the police arrive. All because Jim left her."<br><br>Karen Kaufman (professional script reader) says that the cops told Melissa to yell out HE'S AN @#%$!!!! HE'S AN @#%$!!!!!HE'S AN @#%$!!!!!!!!<br><br>And to make sure this flick didn't end up on the cutting room floor Melissa financed it using the divorce settlement Jim gave her($3,500,000.00). Dennis said it is a $100,000 budget film.<br><br>Jim may also get a giggle out of this movie.(HA HA YEAH RIGHT!)<br><br>No matter how this movie does she is getting the ultimate revenge.<br><br>we contacted Jim's people and got no comment.<br><br>It is going to at Robert Redfords Sundance Festivals but don't count on The Cable Guy to show up and promote it.<br><br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>Hardcopy</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br>I kept hitting the pause button while I typed this so it is pretty accurate. But I left out Lauren Holly and some other stuff about Melissa that we already know. <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub76.ezboard.com/bjcomessageboard.showUserPublicProfile?gid=cotton@jcomessageboard>cotton</A> at: 3/29/04 3:09 pm<br></i>

[psychicmuse]

You know, its really odd. I have been thinking about something that troubled me lately. <br><br>I wondered about how would I feel meeting a celebrity that I admired, such as Jim and then wondered, what would they think of me if they could see me as I really was?<br><br>How embarrassing, the times when I was a young mother, and I still partied and I woke up hung over and yelled at my kids, the time I spent on the internet when I first discovered it, the times that I told my spouse he was a @!%$@!!!?!@#%# in front of my kids. <br><br>My spouse IS a *&*$@#!! sometimes, though. <br><br>I'm not surprised that Jim is a human being with faults and character flaws just like the rest of us. <br><br>And If I'm remembering correctly, we're all human beings too and we all get room to grow without the press and hoards of fans tracking us down to make sure we're as perfect as our fans say we are. <br><br>Don't be upset, just be supportive. Man, if people got a hold of my divorce papers, they'd be mortally shocked. <br><br>Not to mention what this husband would say, or what I would say about him, if we ever divorced. Which could happen at any minute the way things go sometimes. <br><br>Also, its unfortunately a side effect of the original ideas of what marriage really is, laying unnoticed in our behavior and society. Marriage was originally so that the man could legally own a woman and his children. So that they'd gain complete legal control over her and the passel of childuns. <br><br>We're come a little bit farther than that, but the original idea of marriage was to consolidate, not for love and romance. <br><br>There are so many flaws in marriage, like the terrible anger and resentment that some women feel when they do devote all their time to a man and he loses interest in the relationship, then they feel as if the legal aspects of what they once owned, should still be theirs. <br><br>Its a hard deal. Women get the shaft. I read she got a good settlement though, how many women do you know who get that much money?<br><br>@#%$, if this one leaves me, I'll be lucky to get the sleeper sofa, cause he's really possessive about his "things". <br><br>Anyway, just remember, that every person has good and bad in them. That its hard to stay up on a pedestal and that from what I can tell, Jim does try to be a good person, and he makes way more effort than many celebrities do. <br><br>You cannot be perfect all the time, and sometimes in Hollywood, one bad fan experience can lead to everyone taking up that story and using it as a banner to state "You're a bad person". <br><br>Its hard, probably sometimes, he doesn't feel like smiling or being nice to fans. Maybe he does, I have never met him, and I don't know him, but the pressure must be immense. <br><br>Think about that.. every person in America directing their attention at you. What an incredible amount of pressure. <p></p><i></i>

[TNPihl]

I didn't know Melissa Carrey was in the cast of "Man on the Moon"! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :\ --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":\"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>She is credited as 'Comedy Store Waitress'!<br> <p>// TNPihl<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.jimcarreynettet.dk">Visit Jim Carrey Nettet</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> or <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.jimcarreynettet.dk/debatten/index.php?c=6">The English Jim Carrey Talk</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.jimcarreynettet.dk"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreynettet.dk/billeder/carreynettet.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></p><i></i>

[carreypunkrawker]

ok the movie, Real Stories of the Donut Men. . . it sounds rreally familiar and I think the name has been changed to The Anarchist Cookbook because I don't think Jim is an anarchist punk with a mohawk. i don't know where you guys could think this is a movie about Jim. I saw this movie that you're talking about and it has nothing to do with Jim. It's about punks, anarchy, deep political thoughts, and crime. it sucked. what the heck are you guys talking about? lol.<br><br>Peggy <p></p><i></i>