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Ben Stiller!

Postby Belbee » Fri Feb 27, 2004 8:16 pm

I love everyone's suggestions in this thread! I'd LOVE to see Jim act with Ben Stiller! It was close with The Cable Guy, but I'd love to see the two of them in a straight out comedy together. Wes Anderson is a great director too so it would be cool if he directed it and the Wilson brothers were in it too. Oh and I'l play Jim's love interest! lmao!<br> <p></p><i></i>
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Re: Ben Stiller!

Postby pavementchalk » Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:16 am

me.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 0] --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/alien.gif ALT="0]"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>then those that cry, "get a job" would be wrapt because I'd taken their advice and run with their positive influence.<br><br>What's that you say? Get over it...Okay, *BLIP*....I just did!<br><br>Why would Jim do a film with me I hear you grunt to yourself along with "get a life, moron"....<br>BECAUSE I'm fabulous and he would greatly enjoy it! By the way, I <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>CAN</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> act and I'm not just some self-deluded freak...a screentest would reveal all...or do I have to write a @#%$ screenplay to prove it?<br><br>(mumble, mumble, mumble...too distracted...mumble...never finish what you start...mumble, mumble...the cheerleaders are gonna attack me now...mumble...forgot that I blipped and was over it...mumble...*BLIP*...over it again...mumble, mumble...just for the sake of mumbling...mumble...i would marry Ben Stiller for his money too...oops, here come the pom-poms and batons *BOINK*)<br><br><br> <p>she came from out of the sky</p><i></i>
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pavement stilleranting...

Postby pavementchalk » Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:43 am

hope he didn't spend it all on surfboards and stuff...<br><br>*boink BOINK BLUDGEON BOINK*<br>Control YOURSELF pavement or you are gonna end up with a pom pom shoved up your - hey, I've noticed they censor things as moderate as 'gawd dammm!'<br>Is this page uploaded in some religious region or the deep south or something? FREAKY! Just for the sake of it : "condom condom condom F#@CKING C@#NT extremists. chuck on some more white hoods and hunt me down bitches! <br>Hmmm...<br>Perhaps my impression of AMERICA is unfounded.<br>I mean: they don't really have gaols wall to wall full of poor coots who've done a few misdemeanors; they don't really have capital punishment where the original crime of, say, murder is 'righted' by a second wrong of cold-blooded, inhumane, electric slaughter - there might be crims in this world, but they've got innocent families who don't need to face that kind of cowboy bull @#%$! Haven't they seen Evil Angels? Sometimes they're innocent...I suggest you send a few videos of Meril to all of your governments and judges!<br><br>Then there's the welfare system...parents are raising the future of your nation be they partnered or not. Divorce is just a reflection of present society - nothing's hanging together right! They are 'victims of society'. It should be a personal choice for parents to stay with their kids or share care with work. It is sad if the welfare forces a struggling mother (or father) into work all day for a minimum wage so that their kids get a jibbed deal. Why do you think the gaols are full of misdemeanor offenders? When there is no hope, why not offend? If there's no light at the end of the tunnel andyou're fully oppressed...step further into the darkness of the gutter, why not? "JUST SAY NO>" What crap! Walk a mile in their shoes...<br>As for white supremacy, I hang my head in shame at some of the Australian history AND current thread of racism.it's not as bad as other places, I don't think...but it's in the minds of many. I'm sure we don't slip on hoods and go hunting though...And does your government have much funding for the indigenous people of America: keeping culture alive for future generations; to share with the people of the world or do the poor old indians have to suffer the fact that there might not even be an adequate education about the true history and devastation that occurred? In some ways sadam's genocide of the swamp people is not dissimilar to the rest of us. <br>Wait, there's more...but I haven't got all night!!!<br><br>I wonder about all this stuff...I don't believe it can all be true..<br>THE WORLD'S BIGGEST POWER CAN'T BE INHUMANE...CAN IT???? <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>SURELY NOT!!!</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br>Don't tell me that the world's leading country is actually behind the times in justice and welfare. Isn't that a little embarrassing for you all?<br>Don't tell me that it's all spent on metal and uniforms??!!@#??<br>These impressions have been received from the world media.<br>What impressions do the locals get?<br>WHERE IS THE WORLD HEADED??? IT'S UNBEARABLE FOR A MOTHER. IT ACHES WITHIN WHEN I THINK ABOUT TOMORROW.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :( --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>What happens when a government cries bullets back at frustrated bullies(terrorists)? If the bully survives, does he get back up again and attack another day? Does he lay the boot into gov's mates? I think if he was frustrated to the point of absolute (and very REAL) <!--EZCODE UNDERLINE START--><span style="text-decoration:underline">EVIL</span><!--EZCODE UNDERLINE END-->, he's hardly gonna run off with his tail between his legs. The dog always bites back. It takes a fair amount of anger to get that mad in the first place. <br>I'm a mum and I just want hope, peace and optimism. I'm an idealist. Surely there are other ways. Have other tactics been fully explored or is there simply an unoriginal approach to the same old problems? <!--EZCODE UNDERLINE START--><span style="text-decoration:underline"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>History still repeating itself but no one (either side) is learning.</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></span><!--EZCODE UNDERLINE END--> <br>WHY???<br>Surely the brains of world governments should unlock the right side, get creative and unique and think about negotiations for a better world! PARADISE IS POSSIBLE.<br>CREATE YOUR OWN CAMELOTS! Stop parasiting other worlds and enhance your own. Sink money into the farmers and the land! American ideas. American products in America. American people. Stopped economic oppression of the world or atleast get fair with trade. Terrorists want to attack you guys cos as much as the world loves your stuff and your media AND your alliance, the world <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>also</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> sees you as greedy, oppressive and self-centred.* <br>I'm sure most of you guys are really cool. I'm sorry that a few people with power stuff it up for you. I s'pose you don't care what the world thinks.<br>I think the world should work on a rounder table...<br><br>DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD IS APPROPRIATE FOR SUCH A RANT? DO YA?<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br> * when I describe a world opinion, I refer to many things as seen on world news. In Australia we don't have many tv channels but we do have a world channel amongst our local 6. It shows films, sit-coms, soaps and news as seen throughout the world. Do you have one of these or is there a net that media must get through before you can vote objectively? I bet they love propaganda over there. Hmmm...Hitler liked it too.....even our own priminister, "Johnny-who" to you, sent out paranoia\never-trust-a-neighbour pamphlets on terrorism. Like that's gonna stop it. Idiots! Cant' they all see that it all just sets them off!<br>Stop bombing everyone everywhere. people are people whoever, whatever, wherever, however they are...<br>LET'S JUST GET ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br>(except with cheerleaders)<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
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Re: pavement stilleranting...

Postby KraftMoose » Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:03 pm

I think it would be hilarious to see him with Jack Black or Will Ferrel. <p></p><i></i>
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Re: pavement stilleranting...

Postby cotton » Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:17 pm

Javk Black was in The Cable Guy with Jim.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
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