Jim is laying on his bed with his 1feet tall dog that weighs 200 pounds.
"Gosh, I am bored bone, what can we do",says Jim as he is looking up at the ceiling.
Bone rolls his eyes at Jim.
Suddenly Jim kicks his feet every-where and sits up on the bed,"I know bone, I have an idea".
The dog growls.
Jim picks up the dog,"darn Bone, you need to go on a diet", he laughs.
Jim carries the dog down his stairs. He grabs his sun glasses on his way out the door while holding the dog. He takes the dog water bowl and spills it and puts the bowl on his head. He takes his helmet and puts it on the dogs head. There is a rope laying next to the door that he grabs also on his way out the door.
"Okay Bone, we are going to have fun today", he laughs.
He sits the dog on the bike and he sits down, with the rope he ties the dog to his waist.
"Bone, please, don't waive to anyone or make eye contact with humans...they are mean", he smiles then puts on his sun glasses and they take off. The dog barks at Jim.
"Oh God darling, I think that man has lost his marbles", says a neighbor of Jim.
"What dear", asks her husband as he goes to the window to see what she was talking about.
"John, the man is wearing a dog bowl on his head, the dog is wearing his helmet and they are both ridding the motorcycle together", she says with her mouth open.
"Sweety, he is probably practicing for his next movie", he laughs.
"Cool, we are here...fartmart...I love it. Now You are going to play my guide dog while I play a blind man", Jim told the dog while parking his motorcycle at the back of the store.
The dog growled again.
Jim gets down first then he helps the dog get down and leaves the rope ties around the dogs neck as they walk to the front of the door.
At the front of the door at fartmart was a security officer, but Jim acted as if he didn't see him.
"Excuse me sir, but you can't go in there with that dog", said the officer.
Jim looked up at the ceiling, "are you talking to me".
"Sir I am down here", said the officer looking weird at Jim.
Jim looked down,"I think you are not aware of my condition...this is my guide dog, I am blind-can't you tell",said Jim with a smile on his face.
"I have never seen a dog so enourmously round and short be a guide dog before, but okay, if you need help don't be shy to ask", said the officer then walked outside.
"We are golden", laughs Jim as they both headed inside the store.
LOL...to be continued-
the story is great!
.......the story is great but the name is missing the R at the end of it.............lol...... 
...........the black lab was called Hazel though.......... 
