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Postby fluffy » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:41 am

bloody bus drivers, they drive like lunatics..!!

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Postby 538 » Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:53 am

For God's sake, keep her back, son! She tried to cut my hair!!!
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Postby sprousefan23 » Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:25 am

I've been on an envolpe opening spree, son stop me!
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Postby Guybrush Threepwood » Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:48 pm

1. "First that strange matrix woman giving me this 'mighty dagger of light' to save the world and now this weird homeless kid hugging me... Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that last cheese sandwich before going to sleep."

2. "Stains?! On my new carpet?!! Son, I'm your father and I love you, but I'm angry and I got a knive, so you'll better go hug your mother... NOW!!!"
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Postby Rhys Thomas » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:27 pm

My two quotes for the competition...

1.
Damn! The inflatable car passenger inflated standing upright
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2.
At least we aren't tree huggers!
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Jim Who?

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Postby sprousefan23 » Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:31 am

"Awww, hon, I ate too much McDonald's....could you open some Pepto Bismal for me.......it's...on....the...counter....."
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Postby fluffy » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:15 pm

You see how easy it is to forget your Green Cross Code!!!!!........always look right, left then right again son!

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Postby sprousefan23 » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:51 am

"It's just so hard to pick a winner......son hold me......make the weird lady do it!"
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Postby gvsuman » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:45 am

It's ok son, I'll make sure they won't make any more horrible remakes of any of my movies!
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Postby fluffy » Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:30 pm

'I dreamt i killed EL Woody, '........

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Postby ImNichole1116 » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:57 pm

Did they pick the winners?
Have a B E A Utiful Day! :)
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Postby fluffy » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:40 pm

i think so.....................Tommy will announce the names.................i have no idea.........

COMPETITION IS CLOSED NOW!!!
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Postby TNPihl » Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:18 am

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Winners:

I know son... she scares me too.
- jims_lost_daughter

I promise son, I'll never cook again!
- Gothichyppie

What's wrong with me? What's happening...when will it all stop???
- Michele Hernandez

For god sakes lady use some make-up!
- tmas2day

It's ok son, I'll make sure they won't make any more horrible remakes of any of my movies!
- gvsuman
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Postby cotton » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:58 am

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>


Congratulations JLD,Gothic, Michele, tmas2day & gvsuman
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Postby fluffy » Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:28 am

Congrats peeps!! :D
=D> =D> =D> =D>

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