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Postby fluffy » Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:03 am

I shouldn't have drunk all 23 cans of Dr Pepper son!........i've gone blind!

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Postby sianlee » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:02 am

Caption 1:

Boy: DAD I HAD A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE ABOUT THIS NUMBER 23! I dreamt you were going on a muderous rampage!

Jim: *thinks*.... oh crap... I wonder if he knows about my horrible past. ...Like father like son?



Caption 2:

Dad I told my teacher about the number 23 theory... she was born on the 3rd May 1950 (3 + 5 + 1 + 9 + 5 + 0= 23)... she didn't appreciate being called the devil. So she expelled me from class, in the 23rd minute of the hour, in the 23rd room! AHHHHH!
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Postby sprousefan23 » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:06 am

"don't you ever, EVER chase the mole lady! That's just gross!"

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Postby robert_holik » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:22 pm

"I can't believe Virginia put her brothers hitman friends on me!!!
I tried defending myself but they were too many!!"

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Postby fluffy » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:47 pm

Aaargh!!!......She's playing James Runt again!.........i can't take any more!

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Postby sprousefan23 » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:31 pm

Jim: "Holy crap! I drempt I was you!"
Kid: "Why's that such a bad thing?"
Jim: "Cause I looked like a geek!"
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Postby Guest » Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:08 am

Jim you shouldnt read all the press! i thought the majestic was funny!

its no good im gonna pull out the writers shoulder blades! like a glove!
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Postby Guest » Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:14 am

Jim: you know kid ill let ya into a little secret im thinking about retireing to England.
im gonna need a discuise giv us ur 'ead!

woman: no not jimmie juniors head nooooooooo hes far too ugly and stand-out-ish, take mine instead....

ya know . . .now i think of it . . . .
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Postby Guest » Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:18 am

holy crap ive had an apithany!


yeah i can see it back here i mean really thats gross!
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Postby Guest » Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:23 am

cumm ere kid i need a hug!

its so . .sniff sniff . . nice to see that the 60s hippy love is still about.
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Postby sprousefan23 » Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:50 am

^ that's the best one! lqtm
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Postby PatriciaCarrey » Sat Feb 17, 2007 9:11 pm

It wasn't me son! It was the one armed man... I mean it was Fingerling!
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Postby SA JCFan » Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:05 pm

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Re: Number 23 Caption Contest

Postby squeakss » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:18 am

[quote="TNPihl"]Post your caption for the scene:

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#1. thank god, your still alive.

#2. I thought I lost you. I never want to loose you.
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