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Hello I'm New and so am I............and so is she.......Hi I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.........just kidding.
I'm new...nice to meet all of you lovely JC fans......Cheryl x " Why didn't you help the little old lady cross the street? She needed to get to the other side?"
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Hey there!
welcome! I'm Adam from London! By the way, I love that schizophrenic joke! I heard it in the film What About bob? with Bill Murray! Ever since then I keep telling it to everyone I know!
Thanks for your welcome!!! I am in the process of excorcising my demons.....I'm waiting for Father Carrey to come cleanse my possessed thirty-seven personalities.......I have a personality for each day of the week.....and lately, they've been wanting Count Olaf's smelly boxers........"LICK ME, LICK ME " you see, there we go again???????! SHUT UP!!! NO YOU SHUT UP!!!!
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Aaaaalllrighty then!
Let me just get my Holy Water bottle, I'll be back in a jiffy! And in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night!
OH yeah baby, I'm thinking of FLASHDANCE....throw that holy water all over ...yeah!!
Oh Eddie......Edward Nygma...you lovable doll!!!!!!!!! " Why didn't you help the little old lady cross the street? She needed to get to the other side?"
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I will pray for you and release you from the evil within you!
The POWER OF Carrey COMPELLS YOU! THE POWER OF Carrey COMPELLS YOU!
Dear Jim,
Let's go get that holy water drink....you know baby, I've been thinking about you alot. All these demons, all these women you've been with, you need yourself a real woman. Screw plastic tits and dining at Spago......One with amazing powers to excorcise the demons. Let's write a love song together.....here I go ...this one is for you Jim....... Jimbo, Precious flower, you hurt me like FIRE, burning me with DESIRE, my little LIAR, LIAR! Lick me, Lick me, I'll make you pea soup, Screw Campbell's, my brand is thicker! My revlon lipstick, on all this torn skin, Feel my locks, they flow in the wind, tangled and oiled for Father Carrey.... my yellow eyes, i need visine, i need a lullaby, rock me to sleep, i'll levitate 6 feet, for you to compell me with your prayers, i'll rise above my bed, nekkid if you dare. Well, God damn just don't stare!!!!! Ooo-la la, i put David Copperfield to shame, i've risen four feet in the air, I see you've risen 12, (what can i say? I'm feeling confident???) Rise my little fiend, RISE!!!!!! *romper room has just let out. this house is clear.* " Why didn't you help the little old lady cross the street? She needed to get to the other side?"
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It was a "woverly" work....ahhhhh wouldn't it be "woverly" (my fair lady)
*****sings****** All I want is a Jim somewhere.... a room, champagne, and his underwear....(just kidding) Ahhhhhhh wouldn't it be woverly..... Woverly....... Woverly....... All I want is a Jim to hug, not when he's dressed like a thug.... Ahhhhhh wouldn't it be woverly................ All I want is a little kiss, perhaps even pure bliss..... it would be woverly " Why didn't you help the little old lady cross the street? She needed to get to the other side?"
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