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A chat up line for Jim

Postby fluffy » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:24 pm

oK..........let's churn out some of the cheesiest chat up lines We can muster ...perhaps Jim will read them and get a few ideas (yeah right)....

ok..........i'll start.........a very old British favourite amongst the knuckle scraping yobs.......

'ok, get yer coat love, you've pulled!!'.........groan............lol

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Postby quirky » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:01 pm

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Postby fluffy » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:06 pm

lol.............no no no!!!.........that's the real world........be silly........Jim's very polite and upfront, we know that............but what about some good old fashioned cheesy lines.............perhaps tha's what he needs for a change in tactic...........lol

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Postby KC8t80 » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:10 pm

"Honey.....have u scene my cheese anywhere?"
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Postby Michele Hernandez » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:36 pm

" Did you bring me my cheese whiz son? "
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Re: A chat up line for Jim............

Postby Michele Hernandez » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:39 pm

fluffy wrote:a very old British favourite amongst the knuckle scraping yobs.......

'ok, get yer coat love, you've pulled!!'.........groan............lol

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Fluffy, you're using some terminology we don't know...what are scraping yobs and what does you've pulled mean?
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Postby fluffy » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:56 pm

ok.........sorry.......lol....... a 'knuckle scraping yob' is a neandrathal thug.............lol......
'to pull' is to win the affections of the 'object of your desire'.........lol

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Postby Michele Hernandez » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:57 pm

That's a cute one then......lol
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Postby cotton » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:24 pm

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Postby cotton » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:25 pm

KC8t80 wrote:"Honey.....have u scene my cheese anywhere?"



You forgot to say Velveeta cheese
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Postby mav » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:39 am

"Let's have a grilled Velveeta sandwich"
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Postby jimliker » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:00 pm

"how r u today....lets do some Yoga"
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Postby MandyCarrey » Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:43 pm

"Do u believe in love at first site or should i walk past you agen".

"heres money to call and say your not coming home tonite coz uve pulled".

I cant think of anymore at the mo but theres a great website floating around sumwhere tht has a great load of cheesyness!!! lol :D
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Postby quirky » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:06 pm

*raises hand*

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Postby Michele Hernandez » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:14 pm

That's funny because I've been watching how I squeeze the toothpaste since I read that interview
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