A chat up line for Jim

[fluffy]

lol.........but i wanna fly kites and make sandcastles............lol

fluffy

[quirky]

I've been moving heavy stuff up and down stairs. I need a nap. I'm taking the armchair (Yay!) and Jim can have the sofa. May need to pop a video in to entertain Jim, unless he wants to watch the quilting ladies on PBS.

[Laura Laing]

Hi-is there anything I can help you raise-:lol:
like your foot so you can stick it up your ass-

Hey, I saw you last night in the corner...is that your new hobbie-:lol:


Oh my God, you are the one I have been searching for...and I have found you...:winks:

Lammy, I know the attitude I'd be givin those words....LMAO....I think you'd catch more than his attention with those lines.....

[Laura Laing]

I mean, Carol. Hows it hanging? Still short,
shriveled, and always to the left?"

......OMG.....lol......yeah that would have clinched it Carol.....next time shout louder........lol.......
but you met him girl!!!.....wow!!

fluffy

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COOL - that's great Carol!!

[fluffy]

i'd love to see your art.........

fluffy

[lammy]

Oh dear is there a problem...can I help you scratch that-

You can call me anything you want-

[fluffy]

'take my hand, don't make a fuss,
my back is strong for both of us'.

lol........yeah probably a bit forward......lol.......i'd probably just squeak out a 'hello'.......lol

fluffy

[lammy]

And what a squeak that would be-

[fluffy]

lol.......knowing sod's law i'd probably have had a headache and downed some headache pills, which i recently found out make me totally stoned if i take them on an empty stomach. .........and i'd probably end up babbling absolute twaddle......lol......completely off the wall stuff like babbling about latex........lol.....or handcuffs........lol.......you get the idea..........lol
and poor Jim's heels would be smoking as he ran away....and i'd be left waving my sad little hand, adious........

ahhhh....the tragedy of it all.............lol

fluffy

[Michele Hernandez]

lol....

ahhhh....the tragedy of it all.............lol

fluffy

The movie The Girl who Never Loved Jim Carrey is also a tragedy...it's completely different from Used Guys. In this movie Jim rules the world...it's a tragedy about love that is never realized....you might even call it the real world...it has that reality part to it

[quirky]

lol....

ahhhh....the tragedy of it all.............lol

fluffy

The movie The Girl who Never Loved Jim Carrey is also a tragedy...it's completely different from Used Guys. In this movie Jim rules the world...it's a tragedy about love that is never realized....you might even call it the real world...it has that reality part to it

One finds oneself hoping the one referred to is not here.

I am strong. I am loving. I am smart.

That's all.

[Michele Hernandez]

Well it doesn't end like Romeo and Juliet..., in the end she just realizes that there are many women like her....and that Jim must go on being Jim Carrey.....

[Michele Hernandez]

Do ya ever wonder if you are getting on his nerves?

[quirky]

No. I get on my own nerves. I don't guess he realized ther aren't many here. It would be nice (personally) because I don't feel like most celebs are anything by people.

[fluffy]

Do ya ever wonder if you are getting on his nerves?

.......lol........well if he visits the site.....probably........lol.....
but that's a reaction....things that mean nothing don't provoke any reactions.........complete strangers should mean nothing...but 'feeling something is good'....... someone once told me that and they were right........

fluffy