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Postby mav » Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:15 pm

I apologise for offending anyone by using the word 'lunatic'. I meant it for myself, *and* I was sleepy and groggy when I wrote it and my ear ringing problem was bothering me....
But today I'm feeling fine and sufficiently strung with coffee and Jung informs me that one should not feel guilty to use a persona for personal gratification..... uh.....I need more coffee....
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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:20 am

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Postby fluffy » Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:06 pm

Well if he ever does 'peruse' the site.............

Hello Jim.... :lol: ...........can you get your kit off in your next movie please.?..... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby cotton » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:12 pm

LOL!
Thats good, Fluffers. You got right to the point. :lol:
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Postby quirky » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:39 pm

He did that in Ace Ventura. It was a funny scene.

There were also deleted scenes from ESOTSM.
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:17 pm

yep.....................but it's a bit of a Jim desert at the moment......i'd really like something to chew on.............lol :lol:

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Postby JT Carrey » Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:12 pm

dentabone!! LOL sorry
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Postby Trish » Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:26 pm

Wellllll (don't mean to put my 2cents in)but, if I was with Jim, I wouldn't try to make him laugh-for what?



Hey Lammy and everyone. Comedians do laugh at other peoples jokes yano. We do like others to be funny so we can take a break at times LOL! WE have a saying in the Comedy world...Don't you dare try and make me laugh...just be you. The best material comes from not TRYING to make anybody laugh.

Does Jim come here? Well I'm sure he has probably been curious from time to time. If there were a site out there about me I would go at least look at it. If not for anything but to see if they were printing stuff like "Trish seen kissing Jim Carrey at local IHOP" or some wild crud like that. But I'm sure after having the fame he has he probably doesn't even care about all the tabloid crap anyhow anymore. I'm personally taking interviews for anybody who would like to be my first tabloid issue so I can get this fame going faster LOL! Only serious need apply.

So if he comes here I'm sure he does enjoy what you guys talk about. But to join in and talk...might be a little nutso. I have known Stars to schedule a yearly online one hour chat with the fans tho. Who knows maybe he would do that in the future. OR who knows...maybe not. It's his choice really.

I do not believe nor could you ever convince me that Jim does not enjoy his fans, think their not funny or would be bothered with someone sharing a good laugh with him. Nope just doesn't sound like him.

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Postby quirky » Sun Jun 19, 2005 12:03 am

Trish. Let's get started on this tabloid thing.

Have you ever had sex with an alien?

Better yet, have you ever borne an alien's child?

What did you name it? Please tell me "Roderick". I think alien babies should have human names...just a personal preference.

You could always pull a Dave Chappelle, but you have to wait for fame for anyone to really be interested. We'll save that for later...

You could always become politically vocal and say something terrible about the president or the country. It will make people mad. Then you can repent and revoke your statement...chastened and slightly more famous.

The possibilities here are endless.
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Postby fluffy » Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:05 am

Have you ever had sex with an alien?


oops........ :oops: ....... i did!.....was i not meant to????..... :oops:

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Postby nicesock! » Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:37 pm

Do illegal Aliens count or just otherwordly? :wink:
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Postby fluffy » Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:27 pm

Um.............he was green and had feelers........does that count?...

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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:27 pm

Well....I would hope he had feelers. Otherwise it wouldn't have been any good for him.
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Postby chika girl » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:08 pm

Ok, BACK to the original question of whether JC comes on line....if he indeed does, do you think he just reads some, or does he respond under a code name. If so, who do you think he is? C'mon, Tpihl, who do you think? Who do you think JTCarrey? You seem to know quite a bit.

Of course this is all just in fun, I just wanted to throw it out there to get the brain thinking and spur some good dialect.

ROCK OUT! :roll: :idea:
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Postby fluffy » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:41 am

Hell probably have a PA to check it out for him...............i wouldn't get too excited....... :wink:

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