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Postby cotton » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:32 am

He dumped Laura for me
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Postby mav » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:21 pm

My inside sources (They get extra maple syrup on their pancakes for working on Saturdays) inform me that cotton dumped the baby's dad and Jim is single and Laura didn't really get half his money and live happily ever after....
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ok, so go ahead lammy.....make Puerto Rico proud.....:lol
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Postby jimliker » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:15 pm

Wow Jim has lots of wives....dont worry...i am not his wife...i am someone else. :wink:
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Postby fluffy » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:48 pm

aren't all men given half the chance...?.........lol...........but y'know, i'd be happy just to be his friend.......
plus he has made publicly clear that he is into threesomes.

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Postby Alyonushka » Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:30 pm

Hilda! oh my god Hilda! Como estas mujer???
Oh if Jim was here, I guess he would be raped hard. Let me just quietly leave this board...
I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad...
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Postby fluffy » Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:59 am

everybody would be well behaved i'm sure...........Jim would be in safe hands here...........lol....... :wink:

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Postby Clemmy » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:09 am

... dunno... I think there would be hands all over him... :wink:
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Postby fluffy » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:12 am

lol............only if he wanted them to be all over him.....which i doubt.........lol............Dotan would protect him............lol

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Postby cotton » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:14 am

mav wrote:My inside sources (They get extra maple syrup on their pancakes for working on Saturdays) inform me that cotton dumped the baby's dad and Jim is single and Laura didn't really get half his money and live happily ever after....
:lol:

ok, so go ahead lammy.....make Puerto Rico proud.....:lol
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Like hell! Laura dumped him when she found out I was pregnant with his child. He is M-I-N-E mine!

No wonder the poor guy never posts on here. He probably thinks I am a lunatic.lol
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Postby cotton » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:19 am

Rasberries to anybody who comes on here replying to my Lunatic statement with a "Well......" :P :P :P :P
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Postby Laura Laing » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:23 am

mav wrote:My inside sources (They get extra maple syrup on their pancakes for working on Saturdays) inform me that cotton dumped the baby's dad and Jim is single and Laura didn't really get half his money and live happily ever after....
:lol:

ok, so go ahead lammy.....make Puerto Rico proud.....:lol
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Affirmative....licks fresh Canadian Maple Syrup from fingers....didn't get a dime....and am still desparately seeking happy......
Imagine.....
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Postby Clemmy » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:25 am

Well.... this lunatic state is temporary... it is just one of the symptoms of jimaholism... :wink:

Where are my rasberries...hmmm... with whipped cream!!!
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Postby Laura Laing » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:26 am

cotton wrote:Rasberries to anybody who comes on here replying to my Lunatic statement with a "Well......" :P :P :P :P


Dillusional...perhaps....but not a lunatic...... :P :P :P :P
Imagine.....
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Postby Laura Laing » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:32 am

The crystal ball says he was looking to hang-out with a lady in leather.......she was sporting a couple of latex pillows and some banana flavoured body oil.....now if it would only give me the location.... :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:36 am

lol...........well i'm in suede with cinnamon vanilla body oil........lol..........race you!!..............lol

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