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The Adventures of Dotan and Dontan..........

Postby fluffy » Thu May 04, 2006 7:03 pm

ok..........this is a spin off from 'the Adventures of Poochy the Underdog'.......
Dotan is a big kinda dumb , but very brawny and buff character who's devoted to the great gods at Ambre Solaire.....

Dontan is the smart one who burns within an inch of his life. A bit skinny he's hoping to get back his previous buff, Adonis like physique.

Poochy, well Poochy is a wee scruffy dog who lives with Jim Carrey, Uberstar......lol......
However Jim's been acting a little weird and no-ones seen him for a while..........

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Location......A beach in a far away land......... :lol: ......the temps in the 90's................Poochy scurries around excitedly at their feet........

'Dontan'- Spying an empty spot on the beach.........'hey man, we'll get some rays here'.....and laying down a towel proceeds to undress.....

'Dontan'- 'Did you remember the sun cream?.............and together with Dotan the pair peel off their clothes.........Dotan is a sight to behold in his Mahogany splendour, speedos and shiny bald head....Dontan looks like a cute milk Bottle in t-shirt, shorts and shades.........

They survey the talent on the beach, girls in small bikinis.........Blokes in shorts......
Setting up the parasol Dontan settles down with his book......'Great British biscuits- the history of the custard cream'
Dontan starts to doze off.................

Dotan by comparison smothers himself in pure coconut oil.......basting his bits nicely...........the air smells delicious...........he settles down to doze...

Poochy snuffles around.........the air is warm and sweet .........sniffing around she comes upon Dotans warm sweet chest...........The big man snores softly........Poochy sticks out her little warm pink tongue and give a lick........yum!!...........coconut......Dotan stirs softly but doesn't waken............the little dog sees this as permission to lay her light little body accross his chest..........and togther the group dozes..............

times passes and the little dog's hungry.......sniffing around she stumbles upon a leaky bottle of banana sunblock ...........licking it excitedly.......it goes all over her paws.................

bored she wanders over to Dontan and sniffing him playfully jumps on his chest.....

'Dontan'....what the hell!!??............'omg Poochy'.......laughing let's play girl.............and grabbing a frisby he runs into the sunlight.................

Switch to evening..........both men have a HOT double date........both are pink from the sun............ they share a great meal with two pretty girls.........then decide to skinny dip in the hot tub.............lol

The girls are simpering models..........they giggle and strip
the blokes look on appreciatevely..............then remove their shirts......
In the moonlight, the girls eyes widen.........then they start to laugh hysterically.............

looking at each other Dotan and Dontan stare in disbelief............
On Dotans chest the perfect pale silouette of a small dog............
and on Dontans, bright red pawprints tracked accross his chest..........

the wee dog had left her impression on the men, there was no doubt about that. :wink:


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Postby cotton » Thu May 04, 2006 7:33 pm

Dotan is a big kinda dumb


Oh no I hope he doesn't read it.lol
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Postby fluffy » Thu May 04, 2006 7:35 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
lol..........he should be flatterred.........lol......... :wink:

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Postby quirky » Thu May 04, 2006 7:48 pm

We have way too much info here at JCO. Y'all are on a first name basis with the BODYGUARD.
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Postby fluffy » Thu May 04, 2006 7:59 pm

i don't know what you mean :shock: .................

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Postby mav » Sat May 06, 2006 5:45 pm

Dotan and Dontan go shopping................

The two men had been accusing each other of stealing each others underwear for a long time.......................Poochy especially enjoyed such arguments between them ........................hmmmm
So they both decide to go shopping and put an end to the underwear issue...................Poochy gladly hopped behind them into the hummer and the trio set out for shopping.......................
Dotan gets all clothing with stars on them and Dontan gets the same with stripes............................now there would be no confusion.......they also get a cute little collar for Poochy but she already has her mind set on Dotan's stars.
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