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Should Jimmy become a Mormon

Poll ended at Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:13 pm

yes please........put my name down in the harem queue
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No thanks.......they have to wear sensible shoes, don't they??
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:20 pm

like those little hoover fish that suck up the crap from whales teeth...........lol............

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Postby cotton » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:27 pm

Hey Fluffs looks like you have to share now. I wonder whom with.
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:45 pm

i thought it was you........ :shock:

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Postby cotton » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:52 pm

Nope I am one of the selfish ones remember?lol

I hope it is not a brokeback mountain person.lol
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:08 pm

lol.............someone like Jim will have squillions of male admirers.......and i'm sure plenty of them would want to know him in a 'special friend' :wink: kinda way........lol.........good job he doesn't bat for their team.......lol.......

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Re: Should Jimmy turn Mormon........lol

Postby lammy » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:37 pm

fluffy wrote:lol.... :lol: :lol: :lol: ........since Jimmy has so many females lusting after him, the only way he's gonna satisfy everyone is if he turns into a Mormon and practices Polygamy.............that way he can have squillions of wives, the worlds largest Harem (tempted Jim???..... :lol: )......and men will be in awe at his ability to satsify so many women..........lol.......
Hef will bow at his feet in awe at the 'young pretender'.............lol...

what do you think??.........it would mean sharing of course........but as the saying goes.......'share and share alike'............ :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby fluffy » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:57 am

lol..........it's a good job it's a joke.........lol

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Postby wonderbunny » Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:43 pm

Jim turn Mormon? I don't think it would be such a bad thing. I happen to love the Mormon faith and their beliefs; they are more in line with my faith beliefs than anyother, except maybe Southern Baptists. I like fundamental churches, As for Polygamy that was censured years ago. Don't forget Moses' generation believed in many wives too... So that's a puzzle. In many ways the church keeps evolving, and new religion pops up that bring back fundamental ways to worship. When religion gets to willy-nilly; God has a way of censuring its members. Scandle is always a good eye opener but that's Satan's plan to destroy the church. God equals organization and order.
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Postby mav » Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:16 pm

In Indian mythology this is supposed to be the age of Kaliyug. This thread reminds me of it..lol
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Postby Laura Laing » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:01 am

fluffy wrote:lol.....you mean teeth don't you??......a girl could fain't if Jim were to slip that tongue in her mouth........so deliciously sensual......*swoons*......he sure knows how to kiss :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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lol....HONEST...lol
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Postby cotton » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:43 am

lol....HONEST...lol


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Postby quirky » Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:28 am

Hey...If I turned Mormon and won the lottery, could I have 5 husbands? You know, one that can cook, one that's good at household chores, one who's funny, one who's up on current events, one who could teach me how to dance?
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Postby fluffy » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:44 am

sure......why not........ :wink: .........and i´ll add a tantra master and masseuse to my list of husbands too...............lol

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Postby gothichyppie » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:02 pm

Jim can convert into anything that pleases him! I'm an atheist so I don't really mind anyway! :wink:
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Postby quirky » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:56 am

Don't forget Moses' generation believed in many wives too... So that's a puzzle


I agree. And how many wives for Solomon?
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