would you leave your husband for jc

[pavementchalk]

I make no bones about the fact that I would only marry Jim for his money. <br>I don't know him from a bar of soap so it would be stupid to do anything else. I take it you gals know him well in order to pledge your undying love. I'm sure you would throw yourself under a truck to save it from clipping his shins, if that occasion should arise. Then it would be dying love!<br><br>I have not read any books about him and haven't even seen all the films. I just reckon he'd look good stepping in time.<br>I'm a pretend fan and although he's given me laffs aplenty and I admire his performances, I could not pledge matrimony. <br>I don't know him. (atleast I don't remember having met him)<br>I'm sure he is a lot different at home. <br>I guess I could only know him by looking in his eyes. <br>I don't mind humour for the sake of a fun-loving jape.<br>I love all sorts of humour.<br> <br>I pose a question:<br>IF Jim ASKED YOU TO MARRY HIM RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE FOR? <p>she came from out of the sky</p><i></i>

[pavementchalk]

DUPED!!!<br>HERE IS THE PIC:<!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v73/johemia/Jim.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br>I dare say that if you say "yes" and you don't know him personally, then it would be for his fame. <br>Fame is brother to wealth. <p>she came from out of the sky</p><i></i>

[pavementchalk]

"get a job!"<br>The familiar cry of the right-wing, bigotted fascist.<br>As heard many times before while standing up for something that actually matters...such as protesting against a racist politician alongside many thinking workers and businessmen and only a few unemployed. Why is it such a cliche call to anyone that doesn't agree with some rich get richer scheme and lets go get the pillowcases on and slaughter a few poor bastards 'cos of their colour.<br>SICK STUFF!<br><br>We all live the same lives, just in different packages!<br><br> <p>she came from out of the sky</p><i></i>

[pavementchalk]

My kids think I'm the coolest mum in school. Many of there little maties reckon I'm pretty beaut aswell!<br>They all love to wallow in our squalor and always want to return. <br>The measure of parenthood is not how white the carpets are.<br>They trust me, I trust them and we talk openly about heaps of stuff.<br>With no father near they have stilll managed to fish, camp, adventure up mountains, bushwalk, hang-glide, swim in creeks and rivers, surf and generally have a bloody good childhood.<br>I have often read to them, told bedtime stories and sung songs dedicated to them and painted portraits of them. We discuss life and scruples and laugh and play and make and fight and it's totalyy good. I hope that your MOM was as fab as I am or that you will be or that you are....<br>My choice as a mother was not to be employed in the lust for meaningless cash, it was to nurture and LOVE. To be at home to greet them after school and comfort their woes or relish in their achievements. To make healthy brown bread lunches (as opposed to MAc TRASH) and cook meals that balanced there diets. My daughter has never been sick for more than a day or so and my son is as fit as a malley bull.<br>To compensate for their losses.<br>This is what a sole parent must do. I hope you are aware that they are also raising the future. My kids are funny, handsome, intelligent, KIND and wholesome. They don't swearand they are mature , creative aned reliable. They love me and I love them. <br>SO SUE ME!!! <p>she came from out of the sky</p><i></i>

[pavementchalk]

If I was a user, I would have eaten all the dogs I could have and you'd probably be licking my arse on a web page by now...<br>oh no the kiddies will see the bad words...mommy...diddleedideedoh!<br>Like they don't already sneak peeks at Sth Park or have crude playground songs, alright already!<br>If I was a user I wouldn't throw the spare change I have in buskers' hats instead of the meter (thus incurring a pricey fine) as the rich bulgey pockets shimmy by. These people are not beggars. They are trying to apply their god given skills!<br>I don't really give a damn abvout Jim's marital status and if he asked me tomorrow I'd tell him no way Hose.<br>Or did you sweet little girlies miss that sledgehammer point.<br>Hissify<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :evil --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/devil.gif ALT=":evil"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>hissify<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :evil --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/devil.gif ALT=":evil"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>u<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START |I --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tired.gif ALT="|I"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>me<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :smokin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>MY social status has always been a choice. There is nothing like oppression to get the creative juices flowing and I love the rocky ride it gives me! <p>she came from out of the sky</p><i></i>

[pavementchalk]

The nasty nemesis of silly girly fans sneers with menace,<br>"Nyah Har! Har"!<br>Pavement jolts her head back with an evil glare that is barely seen through her scattering hair.<br>her mane is unbrushed for she need impress no one and the split ends stretch all the way into her scalp. <br>I shall return with more trouble my innocent ones. <br>(And hopefully an education for the unrighteous.)<br><br>The word warrior has struck!<br> <p>she came from out of the sky</p><i></i>

[cotton]

Pavementchalk don't you realize you have been talking to yourself the past nine posts? A little odd don't you think? You can diss me all you want because like most people on this website I am a mature adult who can walk away from this trash and I advise everyone else to do the same thing. I am leaving this topic for good.<br><br>You can start your dissing now like any other 8 year old. You are 8 right? <p></p><i></i>

[JT Carrey]

yea this is just nonsense, go ahead and vent here pavementchalk, we're not listening anymore. <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:green;">~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:purple;">J.T. Carrey =0)</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:magenta;font-family:arial;font-size:x-small;">"It's better to go after something special and risk starving to death than to surrender, if you give up your dreams, what's left?"</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:teal;">- James Eugene Carrey</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.geocities.com/jt_carrey"><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:purple;"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>~*~My Website~*~</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.geocities.com/jimcarreyfanjt"><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:green;"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>~*~Jim Carrey Extreme~*~</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/biker.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/figleaf.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/luke.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/bill.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/vera.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/ace.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/mask.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/lloyd.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/riddler.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/chip.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/fletcher.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/truman.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/andy.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/tony.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/charlie.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/hank.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/grinch.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

[pavementchalk]

<br>Don't tell me. You're cheerleaders, right?<br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong><br>HA! HA! HAAAAARRRR!!!! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> YOU LOOKED!</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>GOT YA!<br><br>(may as well talk to myself...it's better conversation anyway...my precious ones...) <p></p><i></i>

[Goldilocks2002]

How funny. I loved reading Pave's posting's. People can let you down when you expect to much from them. <p></p><i></i>

[psychicmuse]

I just wanted to say thank you.. to every single female in here, because I finally found someone who is as infatuated with Jim Carrey as I am. <br><br>I want you to know that I feel special now, even more so, having found you all, and knowing that I am not alone. <br><br>All my friends called me crazy, asked me what my husband would think and asked me what face I think he makes when he has an orgasm. <br><br>Well, I've had dreams about that face having an orgasm, so I can tell you ladies, no matter what it was, I still liked looking at it. <br><br>If I wake up smiling, so that my face feels like its going to crack and fall off, that's never a bad thing. <br><br>I salute you all. <br><br> <p></p><i></i>